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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/25/2016 12:10:06 AM
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[b]you see a giant monkey with snake eyes and lion teeth[/b]
[b]it doesn't notice you and keeps killing various animals[/b]
English
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"Good enough." (The figure aproaches it)
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[b]it look at you and backhands you[/b] [b]you go flying into the nearest tree[/b]
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(As he figure hits the wall, he explodes into purple mist, which coeleces back into his form, which advances, an arm outstretched, at the monky)
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[b]It grabs the arm and slings you towards another tree[/b]
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(Ready, this time, the filigree dodges and pressre blasts the soft flesh of the armpit)
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[b]it jumps toward with it's fist out[/b]
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(The man attempts to dodge it's fist and hit it's eyes)
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[b]he dodges the fist and it goes through the tree, causing the tree to fall towards it[/b] [b]it grabs you when you try to hit it in the eyes and tries to slam you against the tree before moving away from it[/b]
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(Thinking fast, the figure, like a cat, whips around the tree and blasts it onto the monkey)
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[b]it catches the tree and swings at you with it[/b]
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(He figure swings it at the monkeys wrist)
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[b]he just swung it at you and had it in his hands...[/b]
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(The figure mist forms into the monkeys eyes)
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[b]it closes its eyes before he reaches them[/b]
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(The particles tear through it's eyelids)
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[b]it screams and starts jumping around[/b]
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(The figure aims an even larger pressre blast at its head)
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[b]it falls backwards[/b]
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(He fires another pressure blast, even more powerful, at his heart, aiming to jolt it enough to stop it)
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[b]the monkey screams and punches you before dying[/b]
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(He figure hits a tree, reforms, and gos back to the monkey to see if it was edible)
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[b]either try it yourself or go get the snake to eat it[/b]
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(The figure, due to the fact he wasn't technically alive, had exactly no dignity, and analysed the taste by 'eating' (monitoring scent molecules while teleporting food into sun) it.) [spoiler]don't get annoyed with the eating. That's the only way he has and will eat.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]wat[/spoiler] [spoiler]put that in English[/spoiler]
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(He pretends to eat it, to see if it tasers nice, but, as he can't, he monitors the scent while teleporting the food into the sun)
