[b]you see a fat man with a good sized red beard and bald head[/b] [b]he's got a purple sash around his torso(that's it, no shirt) and a purple skirt like thing(ya know what the Romans wore and stuff?)[/b] [b]he's got lots of red chest hair...[/b] [b]he also has a huge mug full of some drink in his left hand and a wooden club in his right[/b] "Yello." [b]he burps in their face[/b]