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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/22/2016 4:03:33 PM
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Yes you. You're the only one alive here besides me!
[b]he puts the rifle up and takes out the whip, he then whips you across the face with it[/b]
That always works...
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"Ow! GOD DAMNIT! That was REALLY unnecessary! I'm looking for you!" [b]The deity rubbed the fresh scar across his face, his skin broken. [/b]
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Why so? And how did you know I was here?
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"I'm here to pick you up for your fancy new king! Tubbs! That's "why so!"
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What does that guy want?
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"He wants you to smack his ass with that whip of yours."
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[b]he hits your knee with the whip[/b]
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"Ah! Ahaha! Shit! Jesus man calm down! He needs your help in a civil war that came outta no where!" [b]He rubs his knee.[/b] "God damn dude!"
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Ha. I won't be helping. This place is paradise.
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[b]The deity raises an eyebrow at the man. Then to the dead body.[/b] "....Ya. Paradise. I can see the appeal of people wanting to kill you."
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Yeah, the ultimate hunt. The only others living here are strong like me. The animals from other planets are too easy. Now, I got harder animals and tougher humans to fight.
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"Ah. So the worlds largest gladiator match is that it...?" [b]The deity pushes himself up, putting less weight on his scarred knee. Then, he got an idea.[/b] "So. You love the competition, right?"
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Of course. I love the hunt and the competition these humans provide. However, the humans are growing rather stupid.
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"Therefor...the competition is growing weak. Alright... why don't we work together then, hey? I help you win this game, then you come back with me to help out the king."
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How would you help the competition grow harder?
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[b]The deity face palms.[/b] "Okay clearly you are more brute force then intelligence.... I. HELP. YOU. WIN. GAME. YOU. AGREE? YES?"
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I don't need help. These people are weak. I just want someone tough to face, someone who will truly make this a competition.
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".....Got it. Well. Then tell you what. I beat you, you come with me to fight for the king. If you win... Well I'll probably be dead."
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Hmmmm... Should be fun. You have a deal. Tell your king you won't be coming back alive.
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"Ya...right." [b]The deity raises his fists, not even drawing his blade.[/b]
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Right now?
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"...Well unless you wanted to go out for coffee first, ya. Right now."
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I was gonna give you time to prepare, set up traps and stuff.
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[b]The deity grows a dumbfounded look.[/b] "What is this? Some kinda mousetrap game? We fight now."
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It was supposed to be... Oh well, I will use my fists as well. [b]he puts the whip up and tackles you[/b]
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[b]The deity was seemingly tackled by everything these days. So he easily recognized the movement. He quickly knelt down as the man jumped towards him, and he grabbed him by the chest. Using the momentum from his foe against him as he turned and slammed him into the ground. The deity jumped up, a hop to his step as he threw some shadow punches at the air.[/b] "Ever watch Rocky?" [spoiler]https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvEnIkz82A0[/spoiler]
