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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/22/2016 2:15:32 AM
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[b][i][u]Once An Alcoholic, Always An Alcoholic[/u][/i][/b]
[b]JJ is in Dojoville, assigned the task of finding Boozer[/b]
[b]he sees a poster on a building talking about a club for former alcoholics, they meet in a hour today(not real time)[/b]
[spoiler]open to JJ[/spoiler]
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JJ's smile returns, and he chuckles a little bit. "I'm the guy who's drowned in tar, been impaled by at least fifty different swords at once, shot, mauled, poisoned, and mind-controlled, and still kicking. I wish I could make all that up. Also, if you'll let me leave and come back, I can show you my suit of mechanized armor that has a giant -blam!-ing gun strapped to the arm." Throughout that entire speech, and even at this very moment, JJ's eyes never left the man's arm. However, he didn't want to risk his current life any longer. He rolls to the side, taking cover behind some barrels. He unsheathes his sword and shield, then moves along the barrels.
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[b]they both start shooting the barrels and beer starts flying everywhere[/b]
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About two barrels before the end, JJ pops up from behind the barrels, with his shield up. He charges the first thug as fast as he can, bashing his gun in an attempt to disarm him. He then does a short spin, and inaccurately throws his sword at the second thug. He just needs a moment of respite while fighting the first.
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[b]it misses but hits a barrel behind the 2nd thug and makes beer shoot out and hit him in the head, causing him to fall over[/b] [b]the 1st thug dropped his gun when hit[/b]
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Edited by jj1042: 10/27/2016 11:23:28 PMNow that the thug had dropped his gun, JJ had further closed the distance. He punched with his empty hand, landing a blow in his opponent's stomach. While he's stunned, JJ grabs one of his special arrows from his quiver. He then jams it into the thug's shoulder, and then he tries to make it to cover before the second regains his bearings. The arrow causes the thug to scream, and struggle to stay upright.
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[b]the 1st thug grabs his gun and aims with one hand while holding his shoulder with the other [/b] [b]he starts trying to shoot you as the 2nd thug gets up[/b]
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JJ dives behind cover, with a bullet grazing his sword arm. Merely a flesh wound, but it still hurts. He then begins to call out to the thugs as he moves around, taunting them. "Nice shot! Not gonna last for long though. That type of arrow was given to me by an old friend. In about thirty seconds, you're gonna start tripping balls and fall into a nightmare. Good luck." He then moves through an opening between sets of cover, and is now closer to the uninjured thug.
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[b]the uninjured thug knocks a barrel over on you and the other thug starts screaming and running up the stairs, tripping balls[/b]
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Edited by jj1042: 10/28/2016 3:36:02 AM"Ow, bastard!" JJ is hit by the barrel, getting momentarily caught. He then throws it off of him, gets to his feet, and then throws caution to the winds as he runs at a dead sprint for his sword. While he's running, he has his shield up and toward the incapacitated thug.
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[b]the man shoots but only hits your shield[/b]
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JJ falters a little bit from the gun shots, but he doesn't stop moving. Eventually, he makes it to his sword, and quickly grabs it. He then spins on his heels to face the final thug, and then charges him with the shield up. [spoiler]Just so you know, it's a smaller shield. Really, it only protects the head and torso when held up.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh[/spoiler] [b]you ram into him and shove him against the wall before he can shoot you[/b]
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Instead of killing him outright, JJ cuts off the thug's shooting hand, and then throws him to the ground. "Now, I need you to tell me something, or you're gonna lose more than just your hand. Understand? Where would your boss keep that recipe?"
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I'm not saying anything!
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"That's a shame... well, there goes your ear." JJ grabbed the thug by the hair, and cut off his left ear. "I'll say it again, asshole. Where would your boss keep the recipe?"
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[b]he screams like a banshee[/b] [b]geez that's loud...[/b] OK OK I'LL TALK!!!
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"[b][i]Then speak![/i][/b]" screamed Vernon, fed up with the thug. "Or else I put a hole in your leg!" he said as he raised his blade, and lined it up above the thug's left leg.
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GO ASK THE BOSS YOURSELF!!! HE'S AT 0000 DOJOVILLE ROAD!!! [spoiler]its his address[/spoiler]
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"Are you lying?" JJ begins to lower the blade, slowly.
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NO NO I SWEAR
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"Good. Thanks for your cooperation," JJ says in a pleasant tone before plunging the sword into his leg anyway. "That's for killing the bartender," he said coldly as he began to walk out of the basement, and back to the suit. If this guy lived in Dojoville, JJ knew he'd need his suit. Not just anyone can survive in there. Plus, his suit had GPS, and the capability to call his ship. Once he arrived at his suit in the abandoned warehouse, he disengaged the anti-theft system, and hopped in. He then looked up the address the thug gave him.
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[b]he arrives at a normal house like any other[/b] [b]you can knock, go through the chimney, spy on them through the window, kick open the door, or break the window[/b]
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Vernon opts to spy into the window, and have a look inside.
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[b]he sees a man sitting in there watching TV, he grabs a bottle and starts chugging the thing[/b] [b]he then throws it behind him carelessly when it's empty[/b]
