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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by JealousOrc:
10/21/2016 9:17:28 PM
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[b][i][u]A Peaceful Life[/u][/i][/b]
[i]Location- Tubbs's Castle[/i]
[b]Tubbs approaches the Deity[/b]
Just the man I was looking for! I got a mission for ya. Go find a hunter and try not to die while doing it. He could possibly be in the Ollimand Mountains. Go recruit him. His name is "Huntrey". If you don't find him in a week just come back. This is all an estimate of where he is.
[i]Location- Ollimand Mountains[/i]
[b]Deity is at the bottom of one of the mountains and sees a blood trail leading up a path to the top of the mountain[/b]
[spoiler]open to Pants[/spoiler]
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"Well! That isn't ominous at all!" [b]The deity draws his massive blade, and begins following the trail.[/b]
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[b]when he gets to the top he sees a small wooden building, he then hears a chopping coming from inside[/b] [b]he also hears this[/b] "You think you can come here and start killing my animals!? That's not gonna slide with me!"
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"Oh son of a bitch..." [b]The deity breaks into a crouch, walking up to the building swiftly as he slides his hands across the wooden walls to reach a window. [/b]
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[b]when he looks through he sees a man tied to a rope, unconscious and another man with a butcher knife who is looking at the man in the chair[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/21/2016 9:44:17 PM[b]The deity observes, then pulls out his small communication device, ringing in tubbs.[/b] "Grim! Why the hell didn't you tell me what this guy looks like?!"
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Uhhh, he's got a- [b]the glass above you breaks and the man standing pulls you through the window and throws you on the ground[/b]
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[b]The deity lands on the ground, quickly pushing himself up as he winces from the attack.[/b] "Jeez! Someone's a little pissy! Did I interrupt boys night?" [b]The deity quickly whispers.[/b] [i]"Grim! What does he look like?!"[/i]
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[b]you realize the man standing up has an ear piercing, brown goatee, blue eyes, and long brown hair[/b] [b]he also has very hairy arms[/b] Tubbs- He's got brown hair, a beard, and blue eyes. [b]you realize the description also fits the man in the chair, but he's got short brown hair, blue eyes, and a barely grown beard[/b] [b]the man in the chair wakes up and breaks the ropes tying him to the chair, he then runs in another run in a second and grabs a rifle from the wall, along with a boomerang and whip[/b] [b]he then bursts back in the room with you and aims the rifle at the man with the butcher knife[/b] Man With Rifle- All of you shut up and drop your weapons.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/21/2016 10:34:50 PM"Ohhhhkay! Into some kinky shit! Got it [i]Grim what kind of hair does he have?! "[/i]
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Tubbs- Short brown hair. [b]the man with the long hair tries to slash at you but is quickly shot down by the man with the rifle[/b] [b]the man with the rifle looks at you[/b] Man With Rifle- What is your business here?
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/22/2016 3:37:17 PM[b]The deity points to himself, pretending to be clueless.[/b] "Who, me?"
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Yes you. You're the only one alive here besides me! [b]he puts the rifle up and takes out the whip, he then whips you across the face with it[/b] That always works...
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"Ow! GOD DAMNIT! That was REALLY unnecessary! I'm looking for you!" [b]The deity rubbed the fresh scar across his face, his skin broken. [/b]
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Why so? And how did you know I was here?
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"I'm here to pick you up for your fancy new king! Tubbs! That's "why so!"
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What does that guy want?
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"He wants you to smack his ass with that whip of yours."
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[b]he hits your knee with the whip[/b]
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"Ah! Ahaha! Shit! Jesus man calm down! He needs your help in a civil war that came outta no where!" [b]He rubs his knee.[/b] "God damn dude!"
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Ha. I won't be helping. This place is paradise.
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[b]The deity raises an eyebrow at the man. Then to the dead body.[/b] "....Ya. Paradise. I can see the appeal of people wanting to kill you."
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Yeah, the ultimate hunt. The only others living here are strong like me. The animals from other planets are too easy. Now, I got harder animals and tougher humans to fight.
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"Ah. So the worlds largest gladiator match is that it...?" [b]The deity pushes himself up, putting less weight on his scarred knee. Then, he got an idea.[/b] "So. You love the competition, right?"
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Of course. I love the hunt and the competition these humans provide. However, the humans are growing rather stupid.
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"Therefor...the competition is growing weak. Alright... why don't we work together then, hey? I help you win this game, then you come back with me to help out the king."
