*I stagger through the Dojo, a bottle of [i]Orange Death[/i] in my right hand, while feeding myself a burger in the other.* "Stupid..<nom>.. F*hic*ing..<munch>.. Dip-s*hic*... <gulp>Portals... An*hic* their..<nom>. Stupid..<munch>.. La*hic*ings....." *Tripping over a raised nail of the hard-wood floors, I fall out into a courtyard in a heap* "Ah, <gulp>... F*hic*k you too*hic*...." [spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]