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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/19/2016 12:22:08 AM
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"Space pirates?! DAFUQ?!"
[b]The deity raises the bottle to his lips and takes a brief sip, before setting it back down Hastily as he squeezes his eyes shut and his head acts like a bobble head.[/b]
"OH...JEEEEEEZ!"
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[b]Cabbot bursts into laughter as he takes another swig.[/b]
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"Not...NOOOOOOOOPE." [b]The deity passes out on the table.[/b]
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[b]Cabbot sets the bottle down.[/b] "I win."
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[b]Suddenly, the deity jolts up.[/b] "SHIA SURPRISE!" [b]He suddenly drinks the bottle of rum, and immediately throws up onto the ground. [/b]
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"Damn. Drank all my rum. What's next?"
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[b]The deity wipes his mouth as his skin is a sickly pale.[/b] "I...just needed the last word...I.... Baconsssszzzzzz....." [b]The deity is fading in and out.[/b]
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[b]Cabbot continues laughing, his tail flailing around.[/b]
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[b]The deities go wide like he just noticed the tail.[/b] "MONKEY! MONKEY!" [b]He starts making monkey noises which morph into a stupid chuckle.[/b]
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"Yo! That's racist as hell! I love it!" [b]He laughs even more.[/b]
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"I...Think it's time for other monkey to sleep...." [b]The deity now passes out. For real this time.[/b]
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[b]Cabbot smiles.[/b] "Now I really won."
