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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/18/2016 11:55:58 PM
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[b][u]A Little Contest[/u][/b]
[b]The deity drags a table into the centre of A1, as well as two chairs. He rests a small cooler on the table and one Of the baristas brings out a tray of shot glasses which she rests on the table.
For anyone who's seen the deity at a celebration before, they know what this is. If they were new well, they would have to figure it out.[/b]
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"Let's do this, bucko." [i]A booming voice resonated from nearby as a man - no, a motherfücking giant began to make his way towards the Deity, standing at an impressive eleven feet tall and casting his shadow over the crowds. His body was clad in pure golden armor, although his mask had been removed fur the occasion. Smough's round face grinned madly down at the Deity, his peaceful brown eyes staring at the previous bullshitte-I mean, badass. [/i] "I seriously hope Olivia sees this. Hehahaha!"
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"In my past experiences of being drunk...that's highly unlikely."
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"Hey. She might. Actually, hold on. Lemme go get her." [i]The giant them stomped off, before returning about two minutes later and dragging Olivia, his niece, alongside him.[/i] Olivia: "Smough!! What the fu-" Smough: "NO CUSSING!! AND WE'RE HAVING A DRINKING MATCH, YOU SHOULD TOTALLY WATCH."
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"Who the hell is-" [b]The deity stares at the red headed knightess.[/b] "Wait is she the one that tore that Titan a new one while I was saving the world?"
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Edited by Orn: 10/19/2016 1:54:17 AM[i]Olivia blushes a little, raising a hand to wave towards the Deity. She was wearing a white fabric t-shirts and a pair of tight, black fabric pants, her red hair tied back in a long ponytail.[/i] Olivia: "Yeah, it was m-" Smough: "HELL YEAH SHE DID. FÜCKIN' SHOVED A SPEAR THROUGH HIS FÜCKING SKULL!!" Olivia: "Thought there was no cussing.."
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 10/19/2016 1:55:32 AM"You know, if I had a dollar for every time cursed..." [b]The deity pulls out a bottle of mead.[/b] "I'd be a fu[i]c[/i]king trillionare!"
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Olivia: "Anyway..why the hell am I h-" Smough: "DRINKING. THERE WILL BE DRINKING. LOTS OF IT." Olivia: "Er...I'm below the age for drinking.. P-Plus, Dad's probably here.." [i]Olivia sounded awfully worried about the presence of her father.[/i]
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"Not in Canada! Legal age is eighteen!" [b]The deity pours the three of them glasses of mead.[/b]
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Olivia: "I.." [i]Smough suddenly grabbed two of the glasses and simultaneously chugged them down like a maniac. Olivia simply fell silent, a look of amusement crossing her face.[ /i]
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[spoiler]Are we just gunna continue this party? It's...kinda over lol.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Aw. Nah.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Cthulhu Agent: 10/19/2016 12:16:45 AM[i]The young Miss Violet walked up to the table and sat down. She was currently wearing her red cloak, black tank top, and short black skirt that went down to half way between her waist and knees. She shyly looks up at the deity and speaks softly.[/i] "Someone told me this was a challenge. Is that true?"
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"Oh, indeed it is! Sure you can handle it?" [b]The deity hits his cooler and it fires out a bottle of rum which he catches by the neck.[/b]
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[i]Violet nods with little confidence.[/i] "I'll try my best."
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"Then let's give it a go..." [b]The deity pours the lady a shot. And he then pours himself one.[/b] "Ladies first...."
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[i]She drinks the whole glass with a disgusted look on her young face.[/i] "Ew. Your turn?"
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[b]The deity grins has he takes a quick sip, downing the glass.[/b] "Going again? Or was that itty-bitty bit of run too strong for you?"
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[i]She becomes more confident as she downs another shot. Violet was already swaying back and forth a bit.[/i] "I can do this...I think."
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"You don't think right until you know! That makes no sense!" [b]The deity drinks another. Still going strong.[/b]
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[i]Violet gulps down another. Her cheeks start to get red.[/i] "I know I can do this all day."
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"Ohoho! We'll see about that Hot head!" [b]The deity downs another glass. Now using the table to make sure he's steady.[/b]
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[i]Violet downs another as she begins to sway more. She unhooks her cloak as her blush darkens.[/i] "I'm goin' to beat your sorry ass!"
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"How are you gunna do that when you drop to the floor after your next sip?!" [b]The deity drinks another, smashing the glass on the ground as he shakes his head.[/b]
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[i]Violet drinks another shot. She becomes giggly as she responds in a...surprising manner.[/i] "I'd drop to the floor for a handsome fellow like you any day."
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[b]The Deity hardly reacted as he took another sip.[/b] "Ya, Most ladies would. Too bad I got a much scarier lady who happens to live in a castle." [b]The deities pure egotistical nature shut down whatever the fu[i]ck[/i] just happened.[/b]
