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10/14/2016 11:56:25 AM
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I searched up the lyrics to"Still Alive" on gizoogle...

...and here's the result: [spoiler] This was a triumph! I be bustin a note here: Big-Ass success! It aint nuthin but hard ta overstate  my satisfaction. Aperture Science: Us dudes do what tha -blam!- we must  because we can For tha phat of all of us. Except tha ones whoz ass is dead as -blam!-in fried chicken. But there be a no sense bustin up like a biatch  over every last mutha-blam!-in mistake. Yo ass just keep on tryin  'til you run outta cake. And tha science gets done. And you cook up a neat gun for tha playas whoz ass is  still kickin it. I aint even mad salty... I be bein so sincere n' aint a thugged-out damn thang dat yo' ass can do. Even though you broke mah ass, and capped mah dirty ass. And tore me ta pieces. And threw every last mutha-blam!-in piece tha -blam!- into a gangbangin' fire. As they burned it hurt cuz I was so aiiight fo' you, nahmean biiiatch? Now, these pointz of data make a funky-ass dope line. And we outta beta. We releasin on time biaatch! So I be GLaD I gots burned dawwwg! Think of all tha thangs our slick asses hustled dawwwg! for tha playas whoz ass are still kickin it. Go ahead n' leave mah dirty ass... Yo ass KNOW I'd prefer ta stay inside... Maybe you gonna find one of mah thugs to help you, biatch. Maybe Black Mesa? That was a joke yo. Ha Ha. Fat Chizzle biaatch! Anyway dis cake is pimped out playa! It aint nuthin but so delicious n' moist playa! Look at me: still rappin' when there be a science ta do! When I look up there, it make me glad I aint you, biatch. Ya Mom shoulda told ya, I experiments ta run. There is research ta be done. On tha playas whoz ass are still kickin it. And believe me I be  still kickin dat shit, yo.  I be bustin science n' I'm still kickin it. I feel dunkadelic n' I'm still kickin it. While you dyin I be bout ta be still kickin it. And when you dead I'ma be still kickin it Still kickin it. Still kickin it. [/spoiler] Link to gizoogle: http://www.gizoogle.net

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  • Hello, test subject! Cave Johnson here, founder and CEO of Aperture Science: the best damn applied sciences company on Earth. How good is the science here? Get a load of this: I'm dead! Now, you're probably asking yourself, "Cave, how is that possible? Are you some manner of Dracula? Or a Frankenstein? Or, depending on your cultural heritage, a Blackula or Latin Frankenstein?" [chuckles] Nope! Just science. As of this morning, I have been resurrected inside of a computer. That aside, situation normal. So. Continue testing.

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