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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/13/2016 12:49:29 PM
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"OHOHOHO! 'Ze Fencing!' "
[b]The deity hits Mortars blade with his own, resulting in a clash. The Deity begins to push Mortars blade to his left as he begins to hum the Star Wars theme.[/b]
[spoiler]Clash=Sword hold [/spoiler]
English
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*Mortar smiles as he knees your balls, then jumps back, ready to strike again*
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[b]The deity squeals as he walks back, holding his balls with his hands.[/b] "Ah. Ah. The man berries! Right in the man berries!" [b]He seems distraught..and open.[/b]
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*Mortar takes the chance to run around him, kicking him in the back*
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[b]The deity falls forward, using his open left hand to halt his fall as he quickly slashed back at mortar with the massive blade.[/b]
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*Mortar parries, going for another nut kick*
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[b]The Deity expects this move, and kicks down on mortars knee as he kicks. Mortar hears a [i]Crunch![/i] in his leg as he does so. [/b]
