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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/13/2016 12:17:23 AM
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"I'm gonna get pregnant!!! No clothes, yeah!"
*Knowing Elvis, she isn't bluffing.*
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[i]Violet just walks back to her book.[/i] "I always wanted to be an aunt anyway."
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*She breaks down the door.* "ELVIS QUAN DO!!!" *She walks up, putting the duster back on.* "If you wanna be an aunt then you're outta luck!"
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[i]Violet makes a spark with her hand and incinerates the duster.[/i] "Oh, well..."
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*Nothing happens.* "Ooooo! It's a super duster!!!"
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[i]Violet snarls at the duster.[/i] "Why won't you burn? You're ruining my fun!"
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"Maybe it just likes me... Why do you want to get me naked anyway?"
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"It would be fun to watch all of the reactions as you danced around without a care."
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"Hmm... Yeah... Let's frolic around nude together! Yeeeaaah!!!" *She takes the duster back off and starts dancing around the library.*
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[i]Violet laughs.[/i] "Sorry, I'm not getting naked. I'll stay clothed thank you very much."
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"You suggested it b@&$# we're either both running around nude or we're both running around naked!!!"
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[i]Violet looked confused.[/i] "That's the same thing, Elvis."
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"Exactly! You have no choice!"
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"Wait...what?"
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"Do it! Just do it!" *Starts imitating Shia LaBeouf.*
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[i]Violet takes off her cloak.[/i] "That's as far as I'm going, Elvis."
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"DOOOOO IIIIIIT!!!!! WE SHALL FROLIC LIKE BUTTERFLIES!!!"
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[i]Violet takes off her shoes and socks.[/i] "Elvis...."
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"Yeeeeeeeeeessssssss?"
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[i]Violet began to take off her shirt.[/i] "Do we have to? What if someone comes in?"
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"THEN THEY WILL SEE A COUPLE OF BUTTERFLIES FROLICKING AROUND IN A CONVENIENCE STORE!"
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[i]Violet completely strips down to her underwear and covers her body the best she can with her arms.[/i] "You broke the door...."
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"We don't need a door! We're frolicking outside!"
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[i]Violet seems uncomfortable being only in her underwear.[/i] "Alright, but I'm not undressing any further."
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"But you gotta! It's the law!"
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"No one is going to force me to strip further, Elvis."
