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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/12/2016 10:24:42 PM
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*Elvis shuffles into the library, looking at Violet. She's wearing a familiar looking slightly metallic duster that is clearly too small for her.*
"Hey... Violet... Can you help me? I stole this duster from some mutant wolf guy while he was sleeping... Well he's after me now and I may or may not be wearing nothing underneath this..."
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[i]The crying Violet looks up to Elvis.[/i] "E-elvis?"
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Edited by Skatch142: 10/12/2016 10:46:17 PM"V-Violet!" *Elvis runs up hugging her. She licks Violet's cheek, tasting the tears.* "Huh... You're crying... But they aren't tears of joy because your long lost sister who ran away has finally returned... They're tears of joy because your long lost sister who ran away has finally returned!" *She hugs Violet even tighter.* "Oh I love you too Violet!"
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[i]Violet can barely breathe from the squeezing.[/i] "E-elvis, c-can you...please...hug...too...tight."
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"DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO YOU B@&$#!!!" *She lets go of Violet.* "ANGER!!!" *She backhands a lamp, sending it flying off of a table and crashing to the ground.*
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[i]Violet sighs and smiles.[/i] "Good old, Elvis. How have you been? Where have you been?! I haven't seen you for years!"
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*She is suddenly completely calm.* "Well let's see... I ran away... I tried to come back but somehow ended up saving a village of Native Tatakaians and now they think I'm a god... Um... Some family of a$$holes took me in off the streets and then kicked me out a week later when they realized I'm me. Umm... I kept myself from starving to death by telling people my real name and then biting off their fingers when they called me by my real name... I think I became the rat queen, the cat queen, and the cat hawk queen all in one day... I was taken in by a family of sky bears and I killed them and ate them when they called me by my real name..." *She continues talking for about an hour...* "... I woke up naked in the disco museum and I stole their set of disco armor along with the sword of swordliness... Eventually I just thought [i]meh, f@&$ it,[/i] and I decided to track you guys down and came here... I saw this furry who was sleeping in a tree and using this duster as a blanket and so obviously I stripped naked and stole the duster. Well apparently he was actually wearing the duster. God, he acted like he'd never seen a naked woman before... Well, I pulled the duster off of him and now it's mine..."
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[i]Violet just nodded her head throughout the whole thing.[/i] "So...you're naked under that duster?"
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"Well, yeah! What have I been telling you? You always were the smart one..."
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[i]Violet just keeps staring at Elvis with a confused expression.[/i] "No, but...you literally stripped naked and stole that duster and now that's all you're wearing?"
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*She nods, clearly getting annoyed.* "Yeah bro. Where do you think we are? Um... The moon maybe?"
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[i]Violet hangs her head and pats Elvis on the head.[/i] "Yeah, we're on the moon."
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"F@&$!!! I NEW THAT BABY WAS LYING!!!" *She backhands another lamp, knocking it to the ground as well.*
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[i]Violet laughs.[/i] "You were always the best at cheering me up, Elvis."
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"Well f@&$ you too then." *She crosses her arms and turns away.*
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[i]Violet rolled her eyes and continued to smile as she hugged Elvis from behind.[/i] "You're so funny!"
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"That's what a communist would say!!!" *She starts trying to shake Violet off.*
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[i]With Elvis' shaking Violet takes off the duster. Violet then kicks Elvis out of the library and locks the door from the inside.[/i] "You were always the stupid one."
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"Thank you so much! I'm gonna go grab the first guy I see and make out with him!"
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[i]Violet facepalms.[/i] "Not my fault. Not my fault. Not my fault. Not my fault."
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"I'm gonna get pregnant!!! No clothes, yeah!" *Knowing Elvis, she isn't bluffing.*
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[i]Violet just walks back to her book.[/i] "I always wanted to be an aunt anyway."
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*She breaks down the door.* "ELVIS QUAN DO!!!" *She walks up, putting the duster back on.* "If you wanna be an aunt then you're outta luck!"
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[i]Violet makes a spark with her hand and incinerates the duster.[/i] "Oh, well..."
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*Nothing happens.* "Ooooo! It's a super duster!!!"
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[i]Violet snarls at the duster.[/i] "Why won't you burn? You're ruining my fun!"
