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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/12/2016 7:01:16 PM
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*About fifteen feet away from the Deity Mortar forms from the ground. You can tell he's grinning under his mask*
Deity! Been a while!
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[b]The Deity turns to face mortar, raising an eyebrow.[/b] "Holy shit! Didn't you die like...twice while I was gone?"
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I'm pretty sure it was only once, but, yeah, I died
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"Yaaaaaa. Resurrection is sort of a given for everyone here, so don't think you are a special snow flake."
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Well you kinda need your soul for that, and if your father steals that from you in that one little part where you are dead... Yeah...
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"So you ARE a special snowflake...got it." [b]The Deity seems to be mocking mortar in subtext.[/b]
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Says the guy that lost his powers. I'd choose death over that any other time
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"Death is for those who don't know how to live, don't be a dumbass Bowels. Life is always the better alternative. Because if you are the one whose alive, it means you're better then the guy who tried to kill you!"
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There are a lot of people who consider death better than life...
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"And those are the people who die first. Funny how that works eh?"
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Can we just fight now?
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[b]The Deity draws a grin, as well as his blade.[/b] "Ya, we can fight now."
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Yus! *Mortar forms his blade and enters a defensive stance*
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[b]The deity holds his blade with two hands as he paces to the right, keeping the tip of his blade pointed at Mortar.[/b]
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*He also pases to the right, making sure he doesn't have to constantly correct himself as the Deity would circle him*
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[b]The deity quickly hops forward, getting closer to mortar, but not striking.[/b]
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*As he does so he hops backwards the same distance*
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[spoiler]sorry ur reply was buried.[/spoiler] [b]The Deity takes another step forward.[/b] "Hazaaaa! Oui oui mon ami!"
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Dafuq? *Mortar immediately lunges at the Deity as he steps forward, hoping to knock him off balance*
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"OHOHOHO! 'Ze Fencing!' " [b]The deity hits Mortars blade with his own, resulting in a clash. The Deity begins to push Mortars blade to his left as he begins to hum the Star Wars theme.[/b] [spoiler]Clash=Sword hold [/spoiler]
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*Mortar smiles as he knees your balls, then jumps back, ready to strike again*
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[b]The deity squeals as he walks back, holding his balls with his hands.[/b] "Ah. Ah. The man berries! Right in the man berries!" [b]He seems distraught..and open.[/b]
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*Mortar takes the chance to run around him, kicking him in the back*
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[b]The deity falls forward, using his open left hand to halt his fall as he quickly slashed back at mortar with the massive blade.[/b]
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*Mortar parries, going for another nut kick*
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[b]The Deity expects this move, and kicks down on mortars knee as he kicks. Mortar hears a [i]Crunch![/i] in his leg as he does so. [/b]
