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originally posted in:The New Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
10/11/2016 1:25:45 AM
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[b][u]Another one bites the dust...[/u][/b]
[i]Following shortly behind Zane, and splitting off from him. The Deity walked into the dojo. Taking in the view of his surroundings after his long "vacation" to end the reign of twilight. He soaked in the air, taking in deep breaths before leaning up against the cherry blossom tree in the colourful pink courtyard. Though the tree itself had begun to go to sleep, as the fall had begun to take its toll. [/i]
"Man! I'm gone, and this entire damn place gets a refurbish?! I mean, Who knew it looked like this?! Right?!
Oh man. Seeing this. I'm...I'm getting an itch! Which one of you munchkins wants to go up against the Deity huh?!
I mean, I don't actually have my powers anymore...But hey. I don't really need em to kick your asses! ZING! IF I HAD A MIC! I'D DROP IT! AND SINCE IM TALKING TO AN EMPTY COURTYARD, AND HAVE TO WAIT FOR ONE OF YOU BITCHES TO REPL-I MEAN SPEAK TO ME, I WILL CONTINUE TO RANT!"
[spoiler]Open for fighting/Talking....
But mostly fighting.[/spoiler]
English
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*About fifteen feet away from the Deity Mortar forms from the ground. You can tell he's grinning under his mask* Deity! Been a while!
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[b]The Deity turns to face mortar, raising an eyebrow.[/b] "Holy shit! Didn't you die like...twice while I was gone?"
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I'm pretty sure it was only once, but, yeah, I died
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"Yaaaaaa. Resurrection is sort of a given for everyone here, so don't think you are a special snow flake."
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Well you kinda need your soul for that, and if your father steals that from you in that one little part where you are dead... Yeah...
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"So you ARE a special snowflake...got it." [b]The Deity seems to be mocking mortar in subtext.[/b]
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Says the guy that lost his powers. I'd choose death over that any other time
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"Death is for those who don't know how to live, don't be a dumbass Bowels. Life is always the better alternative. Because if you are the one whose alive, it means you're better then the guy who tried to kill you!"
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There are a lot of people who consider death better than life...
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"And those are the people who die first. Funny how that works eh?"
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Can we just fight now?
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[b]The Deity draws a grin, as well as his blade.[/b] "Ya, we can fight now."
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Yus! *Mortar forms his blade and enters a defensive stance*
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[b]The deity holds his blade with two hands as he paces to the right, keeping the tip of his blade pointed at Mortar.[/b]
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*He also pases to the right, making sure he doesn't have to constantly correct himself as the Deity would circle him*
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[b]The deity quickly hops forward, getting closer to mortar, but not striking.[/b]
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*As he does so he hops backwards the same distance*
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[spoiler]sorry ur reply was buried.[/spoiler] [b]The Deity takes another step forward.[/b] "Hazaaaa! Oui oui mon ami!"
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Dafuq? *Mortar immediately lunges at the Deity as he steps forward, hoping to knock him off balance*
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"OHOHOHO! 'Ze Fencing!' " [b]The deity hits Mortars blade with his own, resulting in a clash. The Deity begins to push Mortars blade to his left as he begins to hum the Star Wars theme.[/b] [spoiler]Clash=Sword hold [/spoiler]
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*Mortar smiles as he knees your balls, then jumps back, ready to strike again*
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[b]The deity squeals as he walks back, holding his balls with his hands.[/b] "Ah. Ah. The man berries! Right in the man berries!" [b]He seems distraught..and open.[/b]
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*Mortar takes the chance to run around him, kicking him in the back*
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[b]The deity falls forward, using his open left hand to halt his fall as he quickly slashed back at mortar with the massive blade.[/b]
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*Mortar parries, going for another nut kick*
