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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/10/2016 4:56:38 PM
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"Oh great."
[i]"Another one of em wanna be comedians."[/i]
[u]"Guys, at least he's not like Drake."[/u]
"Don't get me started."
[i]"Who are you?"[/i]
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"A guy who likes some questionably good beer. That's pretty much it." [i]He was unfazed by their remarks, and he pointed to the guy with the large sword.[/i] "Holy shit- pun intended," [i]He chuckled.[/i] "How much does that thing weigh?"
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"[i]I had it custom made, so for me it's light as a feather while for others it's anywhere between 100 and 1,000 pounds "[/i]
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"Witchcraft!" [i]He muttered, moving his feet and eyeing the sword with awe.[/i] "Can you cut a car in half with it?" [i]He asked curiously, taking another puff of his cigar.[/i]
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"[i]I Never tried.... Maybe I should. "[/i]
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"Here, lets go try. There's plenty of them outside." [i]He guzzled the rest of the drink, slapping some change on the counter with a rather generous tip, grinning.[/i]
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[i]"Right behind you."[/i] [b]The Knight stretches, heading for the door [/b]
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[i]He walked out, gesturing to a shiny red car. It looked pretty expensive.[/i] "That one should do." [i]He said, grinning maniacally.[/i]
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"Who's is it?"
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"Don't know don't care!" [i]He said hesitantly, visibly excited.[/i] "Alright, let's see what that cleaver of yours can do."
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"[i]Here goes."[/i] [b]The Knight raises his sword and swings downwards, easily cutting through the car like a hot Knife through butter [/b]
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"Holy shit." [i]He muttered, eyes wide as he dropped his cigar in amazement.[/i] "Damn, I wouldn't want to be hit by that thing anytime soon."
