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originally posted in: THE DOJO
10/10/2016 3:42:53 PM
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[spoiler]CONTINUITY IS BADASS![/spoiler] [u]From around the corner an overly-muscular man walks into the scene, dust and smoke covering his body. A smile sits wide across his face, a small sticker stuck to his chest that says "You're a super STAR!" Next to a cartoonish smiling star. Behind him floats an even more muscular version of him, older and seemingly etherial in appearance. Resting on his shoulders were two large rocket launchers labeled in large but crude writing "Nukem". However, instead of using them it appears as if they've already been spent and he simply is de-summoning them. Sure enough, with a small explosion they disappear into nothingness. Turning his head to the sound of the song, a grin widens across Russel Explosion High-Five Flexington Torgue's face as he breaks into a run towards the ice-cream truck.[/u] "[i]HELLO MY FROZEN FRIEND! HOW DO YOU DO? I SEE YOU HAVE ICE-CREAM, AKD THAT'S PRETTY COOL![/i]" [u]Laughing extremely loudly, it seems the man is quite happy to see a fellow stand-user.[/u] [spoiler]PUNS![/spoiler]
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  • "Yes Russell, I do own an ice cream truck now. How I got it is...I can't say. But I will tell you this, I was shot in the head which lead to a bad coma. But as you can see, super STAR I'm fine now." Ghiaccio said as White Album came out of the freezer in a almost eerie fashion. As if a vampire exiting his coffin, the ice chest creaked open to reveal the ghostly stand. The freezer then shut as White Album floated towards Ghiaccio.

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  • [u]Upon hearing the word "star", a deep voice echoes throughout the city yelling "PUN RETURNED!". Russel then proceeds to scream in excitement, waving one of his arms around.[/u] "[i]I HEARD YOU WERE GIVING THIS AWAY FOR FREE! FREE ICE CREAM IS PRETTY BADASS! YOU DID WELL![/i]" [u]While screaming this, Russel plants a star sticker on Ghiacchio's forehead that says "I'm awesome!".[/u] "[i]I HAVEN'T EATEN ICE CREAM IN YEARS! IT'S QUITE THE COMMODITY ON PANDORA, AS MOST OF IT'S JUST RAKK SHIT![/i]"

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  • Ghiaccio left the sticker on his head, mostly because he didn't want to piss off Russell. "I don't want to know what a Rakk is..." He said, sighing to himself. "Also what in the FÜCK was that voice? And what kind of ice cream do you want?"

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