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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/9/2016 4:05:01 PM
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*Sketch's head suddenly drops down, becoming level with hers. He had dug the claws on his toes deep enough into the branch to that he could just hang from it without falling off.*
"Hey! And I thought I was the only one who liked to hang upside down from trees! Do you like to drop acorns on the heads of unsuspecting townsfolk too? I always apologize but it's still funny!"
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[b]This started Frisky, causing her to let out a small shriek. Her feet slip from her branch, and she falls to the ground, landing on her back, then hitting her head. She slowly sat up after a minute, rubbing her head where it hit the ground.[/b] "Owwwww...."
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*He puts his hands up to his mouth.* "Oh! I'm so sorry! Did I scare you?!" *He reaches up, pulling his claws out of the branch and letting himself fall. He twists around in midair, landing next to her on all fours.*
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"Yeah.... But it's okay! I'll be fine in a minute! Just gotta let the pain pass..." [b]She slowly gets back up.[/b] "Who are you? I haven't seen you before!"
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"My name's Sketch, who are you?" *He stands back up, looking at her curiously.*
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"I'm Frisky! I either don't remember or don't want to tell you my real name! Probably the first one! I don't remember a lot of things..."
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"Why not? I seem to remember... Well almost everything..."
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"Probably the copious amounts of drugs I'm on at all times!"
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Edited by Skatch142: 10/9/2016 4:53:13 PM*He steps back, his face darkening.* "Excuse me, what?! F@&$, not another one... You better stay away from my kids... And if you give drugs to anyone, ANYONE, I will kick your a$$ and throw you out. Got it!?"
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"Woah woah woah buddy! I don't deal drugs! I take them! There's a difference!"
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"Listen, I still don't want you getting near my children. And I want you to make absolutely sure that you keep them hidden in a safe place and never, ever give drugs to anyone here. I may be only one of three Sphirinians here, but our race outlawed drugs and I am going to continue enforcing that here to the best of my ability. I can't get you completely off of them here, but I want you to keep it at a minimum and take as few as you can without experiencing major side effects of withdrawal."
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"Umm... I've already given drugs to a few people... Alyssa, Irina, some random cowboy guy, but listen, bud, I don't give drugs to kids. They don't know better. Adults do. If they accept, that's their problem, got it? I don't let kids get near the stuff anymore. And don't ask me about that. And if your race outlawed them, that's your problem, not mine. You're being a jerk about it. And also, I'm trying to get off of them. It's a little hard when you've been doing them all for seven years."
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"WHAT DRUGS DID YOU GIVE THEM!? MANY ADULTS DON'T KNOW BETTER! THAT'S WHY SO MANY ADULTS DO DRUGS!!! WHAT DRUGS WERE THEY!? WHAT ARE THE EFFECTS?!?!?!"
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"I gave them both ecstasy, and the effects are making them feel reeeeeaaaaallllllyyyy good! It releases bunches of dopamine!"
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"S@&$!!! NOW THEY'RE GOING TO WANT IT AGAIN AND THEY'RE GOING TO GET F@&$ING ADDICTED!!! OKAY, I AM GOING TO HELP YOU GET OFF THESE DRUGS AND YOU ARE NOT GIVING ANY MORE TO ANYONE ELSE! NO MATTER WHAT! GOT IT?!?!?!" [spoiler]He'll only actually help get her off the drugs if you want.[/spoiler]
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"Okay, fine! Christ dude! I've been trying anyways! Might as well get some more help... How would you help?"
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"Well, moral support would be a start... How far have you come? What drugs are you taking? I'll have to hide them but maybe you can give them to me and I'll give you what you need when you need it. I will start giving you less and less every time and then once you're completely off of them I will dispose of the rest... Possibly in the toilet in my house because I made the toilet and even [i]I[/i] don't know where the stuff goes..."
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[b]She rattles off a list of every drug in existence.[/b]
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"Are you f@&$ing serious?"
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"Yes! Very serious!"
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"Please tell me... Why have you not died?"
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"I... Don't know. Maybe dumb luck, maybe I'm just resilient."
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"No... That's not enough... I'm being serious when I say mixing a number of the chemicals in those together should have caused you to explode in a green fireball... Take me to where you keep them..."
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"Oh! I don't keep them anywhere. I just kinda... Pull em out of nowhere when I want them. Never seems to run out. Ever."
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Edited by Skatch142: 10/9/2016 10:36:06 PM"How? Show me."
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[b]She pulls a joint from seemingly nowhere.[/b] "See? I don't know how!"
