"[i]LET ME THINK...[/i]" [u]Scratching his manly goatee in thought, the even manlier stand behind him flexing as smaller explosions and fireworks fly and explode behind him. Finally remembering, his face lights up as the stand summons a lightbulb above his head.[/u] "[i]I REMEMBER! I WAS BLOWING UP BANDITS AND SHOWING THEM THE BADASSERY OF TORGUE WEAPONRY WITH MY DOUBLE PENETRATING UNKEMPT HAROLDS WHEN I WAS SHOT FROM ALL DIRECTIONS! FLEXING MY MUSCLES IN A FEAT OF STRENGTH AND WILL, I STOOD UP AND RAINED EXPLOSIONS FROM ALL AROUND! A BADASS PSYCHO CAME FROM BEHIND AND WAS ABOUT TO BEHEAD ME WHEN HIS HEAD PUNCHED OFF! I TURNED AROUND TO SEE MY EXPLOSIVE FRIEND HERE ASSISTING ME! THAT'S ALL I CAN REMEMBER CLEARLY UP UNTIK EVERYTHING BLEW UP![/i]