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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/7/2016 7:11:01 PM
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[b]a sumo wrestler approaches the gates and knocks them down[/b]
I CHALLENGE THEE!!!!
[b]he slams his belly into your face[/b]
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[b]A waffle walked up, munching on the sumo wrestler's face.[/b]
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[b]he munches back[/b]
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[b]The waffle danced.[/b]
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[b]the Sumo wrestler copies him[/b]
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*Kara blankly stares at the wrestler from a distance, before sliding in a card.* [i][Kamen Ride: J!][/i] *She summons a Rider the size of a skyscraper, as said Rider got into a sumo position*
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I'VE FACED MUCH BIGGER!!! [b]he headbutts the things foot and it breaks[/b]
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Edited by A Stormy Dio: 10/7/2016 7:33:56 PM*It explodes into massive pixels.* "Well...that is one strong and fat fighter." Kara thought, simply sliding in a second card. [i][Final Form Ride: K-Kiva!][/i] *Kiva appeared out of nowhere, before being blasted in the back by Kara, turning into a giant bow and arrow.*
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[b]he simply eats the bow and arrow and spits it out at you, it's as fast as a bullet[/b]
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[i][Attack Ride: Teleport!][/i] She creates a portal in front of her, making it teleport behind the wrestler's back.
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[b]he eats it again and then eats the portals, he gained the ability to teleport[/b] [b]he teleports behind you and rolls on top of you[/b]
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*ded* [spoiler]End. Lol.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lol[/spoiler]
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*Mortar just walks away, too tired to deal with this guy*
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WHERE YOU GOING!? [b]he leaps on top of you[/b] HAHAHAHAHAHA! WEAKLING!!!
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*He simply dissolves into the ground, forming an iron ball over the sumo's head, and exploding it*
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[b]he eats it before it explodes and the explosion makes him bigger[/b] HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! [b]he rolls toward you[/b]
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*But he's dissolved into the ground*
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[b]he realizes that soon after he rolls and rolls into the ground looking for you[/b]
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[b]he sits on you[/b] YOU ARE WEAK!!!
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Go away
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THEN BECOME SUMO!!! LIKE ME!!! SUMO WRESTLERS ARE THE DOMINANT RACE!!!
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Stop Tibbs 😂
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WHO IS TIBBS!? I AM SU MO!!! BUT LIKE I WAS SAYING!!! WE WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!!!
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Have fun trying '
