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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/6/2016 12:38:38 AM
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"Uh, how do I use this thing again?"
"Goddammit Grif we've been over many times! Don't you remember your training?"
"The only training I ever had was, well, I never had training actually."
Sarge sighs.
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[b]One of the soldiers just keeps nodding [/b] "QUIT NODDING LOPEZ" "SI SENOR!"
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"Lo siento pero no creo que vamos a sobrevivir." "Yep I completely agree. We're going to go in there, show them who's boss and..." " Donut, you feeling okay?"
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"Let's get this job done."
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[b]They keep moving towards the smoke and where they think the sound originated from.[/b] "Oh God what is that smell?" "No huelo nada." "Lopez your a robot, you can't smell anything. Either that or when I took Donut's nose and installed it on you, it had no effect." "Umm, guys, not to interrupt or anything, but I think we're here." [b]They were standing in front of what seemed to be an abandoned camp, with a large cave visible in the distance.The camp was walled off but there was a hole in it.[/b]
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"GODDAMMIT! End of the line boys."
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"Wait. Do you guys hear that?" [b]It was the thunder like noise again. Except this time the ground was shaking. It was almost like an earthquake. Then they see it come out of the cave.[/b]
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"Welp. Simmons! Time to kiss my ass and go first."
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"Uh. Sir yes sir?" "TROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLL!" screamed Grif at the top of his lungs. " Alright this has been eventful now everyone run!"
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"Hey! I give the orders around here. Now, run!" [b]Sarge begins sprinting away [/b]
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"Way ahead of you ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!" "Esta mas feo que tu madre. Yo lo voy a matar!" [b]Lopez rushes the troll and gets stepped on and crushed immediately[/b] "Lopez! Noooooooooo!" "It's too late just go. We have to warn the ah....dammit stupid tree I almost tripped. Wait where did that tree come from?" [b]The troll was throwing trees as he chased them.[/b]
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"SOMEONE SAY TREES? Holy mother of- SIMMONS you know what to do!"
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"Sir you're gonna need to clarify"
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"GODDAMMIT SIMMONS YOU'RE USELESS!"
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"Sorry sir I just haven't out in the field in a while. Remember? Grif and retired 2 years ago. For some reason they wanted us back."
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"No one needs to know about that!" [b]Glances at invisible camera [/b]
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"Right, what are you looking at?" "I'm not even concerned about that. I just don't understand why we're still running. Sure we're getting a good workout but nothings chasing us anymore." [b]Grif catches up out of breath. He's breathing heavily.[/b] "Ok...I...just need...a second."
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[b]Sarge comes to a sudden halt.[/b] "It's gone?"
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"Hold on a second. You mean to tell me that the giant man eating monster that was just chasing us decided to stop for no reason and disappear? I like the sound of that." "Now we can't jump to conclusions. There has to be a reason it's gone." "Now would you look at that. The sun's finally out." "Wait, don't trolls turn to stone in the sun?" "Simmons, how and why do you know that?" "What? I'm into folklore and fantasy." "Guys, we just found a way to kill this thing, but it means staying here another night."
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"Excellent works Simmons. Grif, next time fight the damn thing!"
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"Right. Risk my own life to fight a giant beast so you survive. Sure Sarge. Whatever you say"
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"Good man Simmons! I mean Uh Grif. Now, Donut, can you get Reinforcements?"
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Edited by DilapidatedLion: 10/6/2016 11:09:14 AM"You mean those things you put on paper when the holes rip? I don't know why you would need them, but I'm always prepared Sarge!" [spoiler]I won't be able to reply soon because I have school, so sorry but we can continue later![/spoiler]
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[b]Sarge sighs. [/b] "Okay Donut..."
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"Umm Donut, I think he meant radio for backup." "But my radio broke remember? You guys never even let me use it either." "That's because you only used it to buy infomercial products. There's still a bunch of unopened crates at the base. Speaking of bases, what do you think the blues are up to?" "Oh no! We left the bases unattended with the blues still there! Dammit Grif you had one job!"
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"It's national blame Grif for everything today? By God I forgot!"
