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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/5/2016 8:20:39 PM
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[b]a fat guy with a katana and naruto headband enters the dojo.[/b]
I wish to train here so i can become a ninja.
[b]he looks around[/b]
Koniciwa, desu sugoi rossetta Stone!
[spoiler]if you want to murder, here you go[/spoiler]
English
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*Mortar walks up to the fat guy* You wanna get in?
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Well you know the rules. You gotta actually fight. And no that doesn't mean you can sit on me. *He forms his sword, holding at the fat guy's neck*
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[b]he cuts upwards[/b]
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*But Mortar's faster and quickly parries the blade, knocking him back*
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[b]he charges[/b]
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*He delivers a sharp jab to his gut*
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HE DIED
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Nnuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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[b]he's magically revived[/b]
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Yay! *He holds his blade to the man's neck* Now leave
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No! [b]a great machete cuts through him, you hear the audible crunch of bone. You see lego with a massive hunk of titanium steel.[/b] Ohhhh this thing does hurt.
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Yeah... Why did you kill him? Just askin
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Needed to get something off my chest.
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[i]A giant bat monster flies by him and decapitates him.[/i]
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[b]Garin appears behind him, sword in hand.[/b] Know your place... [b]He stabs him through the chest, blood spurting everywhere.[/b] Weeaboo trash.
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