Good morning. Good morning. It's a beautiful morning. And I just want to say, you are all beautiful people, not like The Fallen, but I'll get to them soon. You better believe it, you won't believe what I have to tell you about The Fallen.
The Fallen, have broken into our City. They are stealing our jobs, they are stealing our food, they are stealing our metal. They're stealing everything, to be honest. They are even stealing our snow. That's right, our snow, I couldn't believe it myself, but I went out there this morning, and I saw them. I saw them stealing our snow.
Now if I'm elected speaker, I promise to end this. I will end all of this. All of you, and I'll start by rebuilding our Great Wall. It has stood for hundreds of years, built when our City was Great. But it's not great any more, because we've allowed the Speaker to turn us all against each other with his Crooked Agenda. I will rebuild this wall, higher than ever, and I will make the Fallen pay for it. You better believe they will pay for it, and they aren't going to like it.
I own a lot of hotels in the City, and I can tell you, business is bad. It's bad people. Real bad. And it's because of the Fallen, and their thievery that it's like this. It's a shame. Back in my day, they wouldn't have let this happen. But I'm going to fix it. I'm going to fix it. How am I going to fix it? I'm going to fix it good. Believe it, and our wall will be the best wall ever.
So come November, I want you to vote Donald Trump for Speaker of the City, and we will Make The City Great Again!
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Well...the City is screwed, we've got this guy trying to be Speaker? I'm going to start my own City, anybody else want to join in?