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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/5/2016 11:24:03 AM
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[b]A woman prances over to him, either she's happy, or on a ton of ecstasy. She walked up to him with a white, sleeveless shirt, and black shorts. She had cherry red hair, with eyes to match. On her waist were grenades, lots of them. She had a smile plastered across her face, and stopped when she got to Charlie.[/b]
"Heya person everybody hates for some reason I can't figure out!"
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[i]Charlie looks at the women, confused by her attire and entrance.[/i] "Hi? My name is Charlie."
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"Yeeeeeep. I know. Everybody knows who you are. Also, I don't know why, but everybody hates you! Really got to figure that out... On to the reason I'm here! I was wondering if you... Wanted some feeeel good stuff. Take all your stress away..."
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[i]Charlie sighs.[/i] "If you're talking about drug then just say drugs."
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Edited by Dain Is Fren: 10/5/2016 11:50:02 AM"I don't like saying drugs. It scares people off. And I like making people happy. And you look like you need to be happy."
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[i]Charlie smiles.[/i] "Your attitude and the fact you don't hate me is enough. Thanks for brightening my mood."
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"Success! Still, do you want some drugs? I gots lots of them and it'll take me a while to smoke that much Mary Jane."
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[i]Charlie laughed.[/i] "I doubt they would even work actually. I've observed that my anatomy is on the strange side."
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"You never know... Drugs work in mysterious ways..."
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"Then give me some and be amazed by nothing."
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[b]She hands him a pill.[/b] "Let the magic happen."
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[i]Charlie looks the pill over.[/i] "Here it goes." [i]He eats the pill. Nothing happens.[/i]
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[b]She gives him five more.[/b]
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"I don't think you understand. I'm not capable of getting drunk or high. I don't know why, but I can't."
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"Well. That's bad! I'll fix that one day... When I figure it out. One day..."
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"I'll tell you if I figure anything out."
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"Okay. It's a bummer that you can't get high, though. It's realllllly fun."
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[i]Charlie laughs again[/i] , Yeah, I bet. Hopefull I can feel the affects some other time."
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"Oh, I'm gonna make sure you feel the effects some other time! No matter what!"
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"Good luck with that strange goal."
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"It will be aaaaaaccccchhhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeved!"
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"Yeah...you can go now."
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[b]Sje gets really close to him.[/b] "Can't tell me what to do."
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"I can tell you, but I can't force you."
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"I mean, you could. I'm too high to stop you moving me."
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"...Just go."
