originally posted in:The New Dojo
[i]Everyone in the dojo seems to be staring at one man. One man that they hate more than anything, Charlie. He has been walking around the town trying to pass time, but the constant stares and hate has been ruining his day.[/i]
[spoiler]Open. Come hate Charlie and then feel bad about doing it later.[/spoiler]
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Heya friend, why don't you come with me? [b]Garin pops into existence beside you, grabs you by the neck, and teleports both of you back to his house.[/b] I am going to make your life... [b]He throws him to the floor.[/b] A living... [b]He draws his sword, spinning it around in his hands before stepping over to Charlie.[/b] Hell. [b]He kicks Charlie in the ribs, and slashes his sword across his back. [/b]
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Edited by Cthulhu Agent: 10/5/2016 9:38:24 PM[i]Before Charlie even got hit he teleported away to somewhere distant.[/i]
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[b]A woman prances over to him, either she's happy, or on a ton of ecstasy. She walked up to him with a white, sleeveless shirt, and black shorts. She had cherry red hair, with eyes to match. On her waist were grenades, lots of them. She had a smile plastered across her face, and stopped when she got to Charlie.[/b] "Heya person everybody hates for some reason I can't figure out!"
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[i]Charlie looks at the women, confused by her attire and entrance.[/i] "Hi? My name is Charlie."
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"Yeeeeeep. I know. Everybody knows who you are. Also, I don't know why, but everybody hates you! Really got to figure that out... On to the reason I'm here! I was wondering if you... Wanted some feeeel good stuff. Take all your stress away..."
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[i]Charlie sighs.[/i] "If you're talking about drug then just say drugs."
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Edited by Dain Is Fren: 10/5/2016 11:50:02 AM"I don't like saying drugs. It scares people off. And I like making people happy. And you look like you need to be happy."
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[i]Charlie smiles.[/i] "Your attitude and the fact you don't hate me is enough. Thanks for brightening my mood."
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"Success! Still, do you want some drugs? I gots lots of them and it'll take me a while to smoke that much Mary Jane."
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[i]Charlie laughed.[/i] "I doubt they would even work actually. I've observed that my anatomy is on the strange side."
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"You never know... Drugs work in mysterious ways..."
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"Then give me some and be amazed by nothing."
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[b]She hands him a pill.[/b] "Let the magic happen."
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[i]Charlie looks the pill over.[/i] "Here it goes." [i]He eats the pill. Nothing happens.[/i]
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[b]She gives him five more.[/b]
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"I don't think you understand. I'm not capable of getting drunk or high. I don't know why, but I can't."
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"Well. That's bad! I'll fix that one day... When I figure it out. One day..."
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"I'll tell you if I figure anything out."
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"Okay. It's a bummer that you can't get high, though. It's realllllly fun."
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[i]Charlie laughs again[/i] , Yeah, I bet. Hopefull I can feel the affects some other time."
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"Oh, I'm gonna make sure you feel the effects some other time! No matter what!"
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"Good luck with that strange goal."
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"It will be aaaaaaccccchhhhhhhiiiiiiieeeeved!"
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"Yeah...you can go now."
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[b]Sje gets really close to him.[/b] "Can't tell me what to do."