"Hey, I know!" [i]Alyssa said, grinning kindly at Irina as she rubbed her palms together. She gripped the sword tightly, concentrated, and with a loud "pop", it transmuted via alchemy into a pile of papers and a pen. Alyssa handed it to Irina, only wishing to help her.[/i] "There! D'you need a clipboard, madam?"