Hey guys, this is kind of hard for me to say and I can't believe i'm actually doing this.. But I have to. It's killing me inside.. I sexually identify as Sonic the Hedgehog. Ever since I was a small child I played with myself all the time, I couldn't stop playing with myself, even when I had a job as a master baiter at a fish shop. So please start calling me Sonic, and if you don't I'm gonna go fast up ur anus.