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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/3/2016 2:30:57 AM
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[b]Fortis and Destanius sit down.[/b]
"I call going first!" Says Fortis.
"No way, I have some, um, important stuff that I have to attend to soon." Says Destanius.
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"Well, which one of you is it going to be? After a recent...uhh...mishap I'm only taking one at a time."
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[b]Fortis throws Destanius out the window, across the dojo.[/b] "I will be going first."
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[i]Charlie's eyes go wide as he watches a man be thrown out a window. [/i] "Okay...Where were you born, mister defenestration?"
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[spoiler]It wasn't a man...[/spoiler] "I was born... er... manufactured... on a planet that blew up long ago."
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[spoiler]I don't know. You didn't describe them. :P[/spoiler] "Okay, well where were you raised?"
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[spoiler]Sorry, I am still working on the bio. Destanius is a bipedal crocodile-ish warrior that is covered by a metal armor that sticks to him like a second skin.[/spoiler] "I was raised on flagship Ex Aqulius. The ship has since then been shot down."
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"Can you describe your experiences on that ship? Who raised you? What were they like?"
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 10/3/2016 11:45:58 AM"I was raised by Nitronex, the great tactician. He was wise, kind, and could kill almost anything in less than a second. He taught me the arts of war and he also taught me how to be wise. After he was done teaching, we said our goodbyes and I took a large ship and started to conquer our enemies."
