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10/2/2016 9:43:50 PM
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It's time everyone knew.
Hey guys, this is kind of hard for me to say and I can't believe i'm actually doing this.. But I have to. It's killing me inside.. I sexually identify as Sonic the Hedgehog. Ever since I was a small child I played with myself all the time, I couldn't stop playing with myself, even when I had a job as a master baiter at a fish shop. So please start calling me Sonic, and if you don't I'm gonna go fast up ur anus.
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1 ReplyI sexually identify as a dank meme
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2 RepliesIm a potato
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1 ReplyI sexually identify myself as cummunism
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I sexually identify as multiple cancer cells
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I don't identify as anything sexual or otherwise.
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It's okay, Sonic. I identify as an Italian plumber that jumps pretty damn high.
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3 RepliesI sexually identify as Silver the Hedgehog
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6 RepliesI sexually id as a doorknob [spoiler]I always get touched[/spoiler]
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I identify as a yellow mouse with red cheeks,a potato and a cold glass of mustard
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1 ReplyThat you have feelings for your son? Oh...oh shit..that was in a spoiler. Well, now everyone knows!
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1 ReplyI sexually identify as a liter box
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8 RepliesRoadrunner > Sonic [spoiler]Meep Meep, mother-blam!-er[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyOh my god I sexually identify as Amy. I think maybe we...belong together
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3 RepliesEdited by Platinum_Analogy: 10/4/2016 8:56:05 AMTBH, I'll stop time for you the minute you say you'd like me too <3
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2 RepliesI'll mail you some cookies. If they go bad then there's also a coupon for free cookies of your choosing.
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1 ReplyOK..... Sonic. (Insert Lenny)
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This is okay with me
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19 RepliesEdited by destroyervortex: 10/3/2016 9:07:37 PMI refuse to call you sonic because your not. Deal with it. If you have a problem with it, good luck trying to find me XD #thuglife Edit: 0_0 came across some of your post. Good thing I'm well hidden
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2 RepliesI hate you Sonic.
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2 RepliesEdited by CreamiestPasta: 10/3/2016 5:30:22 PMI sexually identify as a park bench
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I sexua
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I self identify as a leather armchair. My dream is to one day be the throne to the Queen of England.
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2 Replies( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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1 ReplyYou already went fast up my anus bb [spoiler]ily[/spoiler]
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[quote]Sonic the Edgehog[/quote] Fixd.
