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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/2/2016 5:29:25 AM
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"Then why are you mad about one twinkie? You have tons of them!"
[i]He gestures at the pockets filled with the tasty treats.[/i]
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"Because I was eating it!" *Shouts Sketch before disappearing into the leaves of the tree. You see a blur jump from that tree to another, and another, and another. Suddenly, Sketch leaps out of a tree on your right, holding his sword in a blocking position as if he thought it could stop bullets.*
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[i]Having never lost Sketch's position John easily fires several rounds at the handle of the sword.[/i]
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*The bullets stop in midair just before hitting the handle and fall to the ground as he picks up the other sword and swings it, causing the sheathe to fly off revealing a shiny blue blade.*
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"Well, that's just cheating." [i]John puts his rifle on his back and pulls out his knife while making sure he has enough space between himself and Sketch to react.[/i] "What happened to you not using the god mode blades?"
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"What happened to you not using the rifle?!" *He drops the blue sword, stabbing it into the ground and the other disappears. He acts like he's about to lunge at John but rolls to the side and sweeps his legs at the last second.*
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[spoiler]That doesn't make any se-whatever.[/spoiler] [i]John spins on the ground, kicks Sketch in the face and flips back onto his feet.[/i]
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"Ow!" *He spits out a tooth which bounces off a rock, hitting John in the eye.* [spoiler]Why doesn't it make sense?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]There's no point in explaining, just forget that I typed that. :P[/spoiler] "The hell?" [i]John grabs his eye in pain.[/i] "Are you trying to make me blind?"
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"Nope! Just trying to hurt your eye!" *He says, hopping up and kicking him in the chest.*
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[i]After getting kicked he grabs Sketch's leg and stabs his knife into the knee joint.[/i] "How about your leg?"
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"Gah! That's different!!!" *He slashes at John's shoulder with his extremely sharp claws and tries pushing him away.*
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[i]The claws slice through John's armor, but the cuts are extremely shallow. John holds onto Sketch's leg and flips him over onto his stomach. John sits on Sketch's back and pulls Sketch's leg farther than it should go.[/i]
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"I didn't... Think I'd have... To use... This during a... Test!" *He takes someone thing out of a pocket. It looks like a leaf in a vacuum sealed packet. He tears it open and eats the leaf. Despite John sitting on top of him and pulling his leg back, Sketch easily pushes himself back up. He throws John off of him, standing up with ease and seemingly becoming oblivious to his leg which is hurting really, really bad.* "Hahahahahaha!!!YouFellOver!!!" *He suddenly grabs John's leg and starts swinging him around, which is impressive for a five foot tall catwolf creature.*
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[i]John uses his momentum and the fact that the catman is now currently very top heavy to knock Sketch off his feet and skidding across the floor.[/i] "A leaf? Really? Is it catnip or something?"
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*He stumbles back but somehow twists around and regains his balance.* "Yep!UhHuh!!Correct!!!Catnip!!!!Yep!!!!!"
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[i]John starts to back up worried.[/i] "You okay, man? You seem a little psycho at the moment."
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"Nope!JustHyper!!!" *He smiles, baring his large, sharp teeth.*
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"Okay, well when do I get to figure out if I passed or not?" [i]John continues to back up.[/i]
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"WhenTheTest'sOver!!!"
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"Aaaand when is the test over? I mean, I'm pretty sure I passed, right?"
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"IDecide!SoFarYouMightThough!!!"
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"Cool, cool. Wanna end it now or continue when you aren't so hyper? At the moment I don't think you're exactly mentally stable."
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Edited by Skatch142: 10/3/2016 12:59:14 AM"No!KeepFighting!NoPausingTheTest!!!" *He summons his sword and stabs into the ground at an angle behind him. He is suddenly propelled into the air straight towards you.* "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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"Well f*ck me." [i]John uses all of his power to ram his metal shoulder into the chin of Sketch. The power of the hit could easily break several feet of concrete.[/i]
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*In midair, his eyes widen as he sees John extending his elbow to block Sketch. With the catnip making him capable of having split-second reaction time, he twists through the air, putting a hand on John's arm and then pushing off of him with both legs. He jumps off to the right, landing on all fours and standing up.* "D@@@@@@@@@mmmnnn!!!"
