originally posted in:The New Dojo
*He hears a voice next to his right ear.*
"She's eighteen thousand years old so you may need some extra time to become as fast as she is."
*Before he can react, he already hears Sketch run away. It's near silent but if he strains his ears he can tell Sketch is quietly walking over to his left, somewhere between ten and fifteen feet away now.*
English
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"I'mSorryButIDidn'tKnow!"
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"WhyAreYouTalkingFast?!I'mTheOneOnCatnipHere!!!"
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"IJustBustedThroughSeveralDozenTrees! HolySh*tMyArmHurts!"
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"KnowWhat?IThinkThisTestIsOver."
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"OkayCool! CanIHaveSomeOfThatCatnip?!"
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"IAlreadyAteIt!!!"
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"AwIWantedSome!"
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"StopTalkingLikeThat!AndItOnlyWorksOnMe!!!"