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originally posted in:The New Dojo
10/1/2016 8:05:40 PM
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[i]He nods his head.[/i] "Uh huh.... You're a cat dog thing from another dimension. Of course." [i]He sighs.[/i] "They told me I'd see weird things here, but damn. I've already met a robot that collects human knee caps, a dragon slaying knight girl, and you. What's next a sky whale?...I swear to god if there's a giant floating whale right behind me I'm done."
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"I didn't... Think I'd have... To use... This during a... Test!" *He takes someone thing out of a pocket. It looks like a leaf in a vacuum sealed packet. He tears it open and eats the leaf. Despite John sitting on top of him and pulling his leg back, Sketch easily pushes himself back up. He throws John off of him, standing up with ease and seemingly becoming oblivious to his leg which is hurting really, really bad.* "Hahahahahaha!!!YouFellOver!!!" *He suddenly grabs John's leg and starts swinging him around, which is impressive for a five foot tall catwolf creature.*
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[i]John uses his momentum and the fact that the catman is now currently very top heavy to knock Sketch off his feet and skidding across the floor.[/i] "A leaf? Really? Is it catnip or something?"
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*He stumbles back but somehow twists around and regains his balance.* "Yep!UhHuh!!Correct!!!Catnip!!!!Yep!!!!!"
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[i]John starts to back up worried.[/i] "You okay, man? You seem a little psycho at the moment."
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"Nope!JustHyper!!!" *He smiles, baring his large, sharp teeth.*
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"Okay, well when do I get to figure out if I passed or not?" [i]John continues to back up.[/i]
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"WhenTheTest'sOver!!!"
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"Aaaand when is the test over? I mean, I'm pretty sure I passed, right?"
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"IDecide!SoFarYouMightThough!!!"
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"Cool, cool. Wanna end it now or continue when you aren't so hyper? At the moment I don't think you're exactly mentally stable."
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Edited by Skatch142: 10/3/2016 12:59:14 AM"No!KeepFighting!NoPausingTheTest!!!" *He summons his sword and stabs into the ground at an angle behind him. He is suddenly propelled into the air straight towards you.* "YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!"
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"Well f*ck me." [i]John uses all of his power to ram his metal shoulder into the chin of Sketch. The power of the hit could easily break several feet of concrete.[/i]
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*In midair, his eyes widen as he sees John extending his elbow to block Sketch. With the catnip making him capable of having split-second reaction time, he twists through the air, putting a hand on John's arm and then pushing off of him with both legs. He jumps off to the right, landing on all fours and standing up.* "D@@@@@@@@@mmmnnn!!!"
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[i]John continues with the momentum and crushes several trees with no effort before he could stop himself. He stands there panting.[/i] "Well, damn. That was random."
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"ThatCouldaKilledMe!!!?!"
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"I didn't even know I could go that fast!"
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"IDidn'tEither!YouCouldaKilledMe!!!"
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"I'mSorryButIDidn'tKnow!"
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"WhyAreYouTalkingFast?!I'mTheOneOnCatnipHere!!!"
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"IJustBustedThroughSeveralDozenTrees! HolySh*tMyArmHurts!"
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"KnowWhat?IThinkThisTestIsOver."
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"OkayCool! CanIHaveSomeOfThatCatnip?!"
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"IAlreadyAteIt!!!"
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"AwIWantedSome!"
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"StopTalkingLikeThat!AndItOnlyWorksOnMe!!!"
