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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/29/2016 8:06:11 PM
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More like putting my Kneecap collection away.
*He starts rummaging through the bag and pulls a kneecap out of it*
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[b]"Where did you get those anyways?"[/b]
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From dead people, silly!
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"Well duh, but what dead people? Did you kill those people? Did you steal these from a graveyard?...."
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Well there was a Vileblood who came in here and killed a lot of people. I look in town one day and say "Oh my gosh! Free Kneecaps!"
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"You must've been very excited. May I ask what you're doing with kneecaps?"
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I collect them! And if you grind some down they can improve your oil and make your fuel much more useful!
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"Could I see this collection? I'm getting perhaps a little too interested in this, but I'm honestly very curious."
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As much as I would love to, no! I keep this collection in a hidden room, no one can see it!
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"That sucks...you got any weird ones in there? Like exotic creatures n'such."
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no, just human ones
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"That's boring."
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You know how hard it is to collect them? It's not boring
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"Just because it's hard doesn't mean it's interesting."
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Shall I make you my example then?;
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"Like I said before, I need my knees."
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Alrighty then! *He seems to be happy as he grinds a cap to dust*
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"Is that your only hobby or do you collect toes as well?"
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Just Kneecaps. *He mixes the dust in some sort of solvent*
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"Hmmm." [i]John starts to look around for entertainment.[/i]
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Wait, where ya going? *He places the liquid in his bag, following you*
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"I need entertainment and you're boring me."
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Ah, humans and their unquenchable thirst for entertainment.
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"Yeah we like to have fun with the world around us."
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Well you didn't thousands of years ago, you struggled for survival. Fun didn't come into the factor for a while now.
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"Eh, I never said we always did."
