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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/28/2016 3:11:02 PM
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*Not far in the distance, a strange robot is walking up to him. He holds a bag of unknown contents in his one hand, since his other hand is a plasma cannon. He has a rocket launcher on his back and looks pretty intimidating*
Why Hello Fella.
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Edited by Jolly Templar: 9/29/2016 2:51:36 AMNothing here.
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The soldier showed no sign of intimidation as he turned to the man. [b]"Hello, sir! Isn't it a great day today?"[/b] He had a large smile on his face and seemed to be full of excitement.
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It is a wonderful day today, sir! *The blue holographic skull in it's glass cage seems to wear a goofy smile on it* Do you perhaps have any kneecaps I can have?
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The man looks confused, but then laughs it off. [b]"I forgot that I was told I was going to meet people like you at this dojo. Sorry, but I only have two and I need them at the moment."[/b]
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*He nods a little, slightly disappointed* Well I suppose I can find some kneecaps somewhere. I'm ISIC. Who are you?
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[b]"My name is John Smith. It's nice to meet you ISIC."[/b] He bows, but then quickly jerks back upright. [b]"Oh, could you point me in the direction of food? I'm starving."[/b]
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Oh, yeah! *He turns to a large cafeteria and points to it*
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[b]"Thanks I'm starving!"[/b] John starts sprinting towards the cafeteria, but soon turns around. [b]"Thanks!"[/b] He continues running to the cafeteria in search of food.
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No problem Fella! *He quickly follows you, seemingly wanting to get something from there too*
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Within a split second of reaching the cafeteria John grabs a mountain of food and sits down to start eating. [b]"Oh this'll be good. I haven't eaten for a whole day."[/b]
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Damn you're hungry
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John just shoves his face into the mountain of food before him and starts eating. Muffled words can be heard from inside the food cave he has created with his mouth.
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*ISIC's eye sockets bulge slightly* Okay, that's enough fella.
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John pulls his face out of the now half eaten stockpile of food. [b]"Enough? No such thing when it comes to food."[/b]
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Hey, I'm a robot and can't eat. I know what enough is fella
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[b]"The fact that you just said that you don't eat explains why you don't understand"[/b] John continues to stuff his mouth with food.
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I understand Clearly. The fact that Sugar is more addictive than Cocaine makes it obvious that you're an addict. Addiction, like organic life, is an infectious disease. Just so you know!
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John finishes his food and laughs. [b]"I'm literally not capable of being addicted under any circumstance. Also..."[/b] He clears his throat. [b]"ORGANICS RULE!"[/b] A lot of people in the room clap and cheer when he says this.
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*He laughs and speaks in an oddly cheery tone* Just keep saying that until I wipe out the human race and relieve myself on it's remains
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[b]"Good luck with that. Now, didn't you follow me to get something from here?"[/b] John lays back in his chair recovering from all that was eaten.
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More like putting my Kneecap collection away. *He starts rummaging through the bag and pulls a kneecap out of it*
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[b]"Where did you get those anyways?"[/b]
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From dead people, silly!
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"Well duh, but what dead people? Did you kill those people? Did you steal these from a graveyard?...."
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Well there was a Vileblood who came in here and killed a lot of people. I look in town one day and say "Oh my gosh! Free Kneecaps!"
