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9/22/2016 3:51:13 PM
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We should ban shitposting and shitposters

I think we all agree that this is the main problem we have on this website, shit posters. I mean, really, I'm over here trying to have a coherent political discussion with some brain dead leftist that will never coincide to my beliefs, and then I see these idiots rambling in an attempt to be funny. News flash: your shitposts aren't funny. They degrade the quality of the forum, and you should all delete your accounts. This place should become a location where I can bicker about politics and religion, restating over and over that everything I speak is FACTS and that anyone who disagrees with me is spinning NON-FACTS, instead of a pit of distracting shit posts. You people are vile. What will you ever accomplish with your shitposts? What? You will never muster up the power that my superior posts on ethical dilemmas have, you'll never be able to change people's opinions like I've never done, you'll never be able to "educate" people who won't actually learn anything. You're useless, and I feel as though we should prohibit these parasites from getting in the way of me politically influencing every last individual that visits this website. In Cellar we trust.

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