*Mortar runs backwards to gain more distance between you and him as he fires a cannonball from his cannon, the two balls exploding in the middle. You stare at him as he starts growing larger, his head turning more dragon-like, his feet become talons, his arms the size of tree trunks, and four leathery wings sprout from his back. He is fifty feet tall as he looks down at you* I HAVE NO -blam!-ING IDEA WHAT YOU'RE SAYING, YOUR BELIEFS ARE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT FROM MINE!