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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/15/2016 10:14:48 PM
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Jenna: Earth.
Damian: BEFORE WE HAD TO EVAC BECAUSE OF YOUR DAMN LENNY WARS
English
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[i]Soo... you've seen Star Wars?[/i][b]Brady cracks a smile.[/b]
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Jenna: Yeah, why?
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[i]Watch this.[/i][b]Brady pulls the small metal object and presses a button on its side. A beam of red energy erupts from the metal object.[/b][i]Tadaaaah! No clue how someone got a series of movies about my galaxy, but whatever![/i]
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*Jenna stares at it in amazement* Jenna: Woa... What... How did you...
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[i]Somehow that George Lucas guy got footage from major events in my galaxy. Hey, I got the Force too.[/i][b]Brady lifts a rock without any effort.[/b]
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Jenna: That's amazing. Can you do that... Force choke thing?
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[i]Uh, yes.[/i]
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*Jenna's eyes widen* Jenna: Okay, good to know. Damian: Can you use a shotgun? *He points to the guns on his wheelchair*
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[i]Yep. [/i]
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Damian: Well can you block it with your glow stick? *He instantly fires a shot at your chest, laughing madly*
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[b]Brady holds out his hand, and the bullet stops in midair. He Forces the shotgun to the ground and rushes at the man, his lightsaber cutting through the air. Brady stops with his lightsaber just below the man's neck with his other hand outstretched. The man cannot move.[/b]
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Jenna: Dad! *She runs up, trying to pull you away*
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[b]Brady presses the button on his lightsaber, and the beam retracts. He places the lightsaber back at his side.[/b]
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Damian: Asshole. Jenna: DAD! STOP IT, PLEASE!
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[i]You have no clue how much I want to kill you right now, Damian.[/i][b]Electricity suddenly starts sparking into the ground from Brady.[/b]
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*Jenna pulls her father away from you* Jenna: Please, just don't kill him, I'll do anything! Damian: I won't, I'll be dead! *He lets out a sharp cackle*
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[i]I'm not going to kill him. Sorry. Anger.[/i]
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Jenna: thank you sir! *Damian just rolls away, grumbling something under his breath* Jenna: Believe it or not that's not the first death threat he's received
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[i]Well, see ya around.[/i][b]Brady begins to sprint away at an extreme speed.[/b]
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[spoiler]fin?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Fin[/spoiler]
