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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/15/2016 6:11:44 PM
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*Guy "I don't think you'd want me to do that..."
*He seemed to look identical to Colonel Sanders.*
*Guy "Would you like some lemonade? I put chicken in it!"
*He holds up a tray with glasses filled with lemonade on it. Each glass of lemonade has a fried chicken leg floating in it. Vorim just continues crying.*
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[u]OH MY GOD?[/u] [b]Jeremiah starts tearing up as he takes the chicken An eagle flies overhead, screaming Murica '[/b]
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[spoiler]Lol[/spoiler] *Guy "I just thought you might like to know where that thing is headed with your friend."
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[u]"You know?"[/u]
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*Guy "Yep, I do." *He just looks between them, smiling. At least until he sees Vorim who is STILL holding onto Jeremiah and crying.* *Guy "Awww, what's makin' him so upset?"
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[u]"His brother was just kidnapped!" [/u]
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*Guy "Oh, well I know where that thing that took your friend went." [spoiler]He seems to be completely oblivious to the fact he's already told them this.[/spoiler]
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[u]"What? No way?"[/u]
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*Guy "I do! I really do!" *He grins at them in a friendly but slightly creepy manner.*
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[u]"Speaking of which do you know where it to Sketch?"[/u]
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*He looks a little confused.* *Guy "Excuse me?"
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[u]'Wherw it ti do cg."[/u] [b]Jeremiah falls unconscious, not used to so much hugging [/b]
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*Vorim yelps as Jeremiah falls on top of him. The guy turns to whoever else was in the room (I know someone else was there too but I forgot who it was.)* *Guy "Does that happen often?" [u][b]H-Heeeelp...[/b][/u]
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[b]Blind Bandit [/b] [i][u]"Only after to much hugging" [/u][/i] [b]He rubs the back of his head after having fallen [/b]
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*Vorim keeps trying to get away from Jeremiah.* *Guy "Well, I think I know where that thing is taking your friend, would you like to know?" [spoiler]I thought Bandit was knocked unconscious? I swear someone else was there too. Also, where's Magrim?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Magrim is outside. It was Jeremiah and Blind [/spoiler] [b]He rubs his head [/b] [i][u]"Do you know where it's takin Sketch?"[/u][/i]
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*Guy "Well, I'm the mayor and he came to me suggesting we execute that poor fuzzy guy. I know, he has killed a few people but I also know he's a member of the Dojo. One: the Dojo protects us, two: for you guys to let him and his friends join he can't be THAT evil and I like to put the past behind me. When I refused him, he said he was going to take him over to the next town." *He continues smiling for some reason.* [spoiler]Ah, Mayor Sanders. Always being too cheery and putting the chicken in the d@&$ lemonade.[/spoiler]
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[i][u]"Thanks"[/u][/i]
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[u][b]Th-Thank you...[/b][/u] *Guy "You're welcome pooch!" *The guy disappears in an explosion of fried chicken.*
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[i][u]"CHICKEN!" [/u][/i]
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[spoiler]End[/spoiler]
