"It was a normal day back in Russia. I was making my way out of metro system with this gas mask on and rifle in hand. As usual I encountered the same broken city with the same skyline. It was all going as usual. This is the boring part so I'll skip over it. Eventually I saw small ripples in the air on my way back home, I must've gotten turned around because I never encountered them on my way out. So I threw the nearest rock at it which just flew back at me. So I keep going, throwing pieces of small rubble at the ripples until I got to the end, or so I thought. I heard a creaking behind me so I turned around and what do I see? I see a floating car! A taxi nontheless. Seconds later it flew towards me and missed. I didn't even have to move, it just missed. I laughed it off, walked home, and told my story to the bar keep and the intoxicated visitors. Of course, I was a little intoxicated myself. And that is the story of how I had a run in with an anomaly that tried to kill me with a car." [b]He laughs at how ridiculous the story is despite it being true.[/b]