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originally posted in:The New Dojo
9/11/2016 10:09:58 PM
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My name is Mortar. To what do I owe the pleasure of your visit, ma'am?
*Mortar notices that she is bald, but doesn't say anything. Sure, hair on a woman is just as beautiful, but something about Vio that peaks his interest*
English
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"I'm Violet," [i]She said.[/i] "Nice to meetcha. I'm just wandering, no destination in mind," [i]She added, looking around Dojoville. Her artificial eyes were sharp, and noticed everything, from ants crawling in the dirt, to birds flying high in the sky.[/i]
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Interesting. I guess a pretty wanderer as yourself must be famished after wandering for what might be a long time, care to come in, get something to eat? Nice chainsaw, by the way.
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[i]Anri suddenly comes out of nowhere, her greatsword forming in her hand suddenly as she rips through Mortar with ease, tearing through his body like paper. She reaches into his corpse, tearing out the ex-god's soul and grinning madly.[/i] "Bitch." [i]She suddenly disappears. Fin. THIS IS NON-CANON DON'T HURT ME.[/i]
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Dafuq?
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[i]Like I said, non-canon.[/i]
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Just seemed weird and unnecessary
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[i]Violet simply stares at Anri, "WTF"' in her artificial eyes.[/i]
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"...Hey." [i]Anri suddenly rips off her helm, revealing...HOLY SHIT, a normal Anri! She suddenly plants a kiss on Violet's lips, winking and breaking away.[/i] "See you around, [i]Vio[/i]." [i]She walks away, juggling Mortar's soul.[/i]
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[i]Violet just stands there, shocked as her jaw drops. From her memory, she'd never been even flirted with in her life, much less kissed. Much, much less kissed by a girl. She shook her bald head, like wtf bro.[/i]
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"I-thanks, I guess," [i]Violet said, blushing as she looked at her 7 foot chainsaw. Shaking her head, she turned back to Mortar.[/i] "A bite to eat sounds nice. Where to?"
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A friend of mine owns a nice lounge slash sword shop, if you wanna try that
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"Alright, I'll follow you," [i]Violet said, waiting for Mortar.[/i]
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Yes. *As Mortar begins walking, his catwing Mion flies next to him* Hey Mortar... Vio? That you?
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"Oh my gosh," [i]Violet gasped as she looked at Mion, her mechanical hand in front of her mouth.[/i] "Is that a talking cat with wings?" [i]Glee was easily seen in her artificial eyes as she examined the catwing.[/i]
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Mion: Yeah, I am. You don't remember me? *Mortar sighs* Mortar: I wish I could say she did, but her memory seems to have been wiped clean. Mion: really? That sucks.
