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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
9/11/2016 5:45:39 PM
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*Mortar takes in a deep breath*
To hell with it!
*He tilts his head back, pouring the shot in*
English
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"MORTAR!"
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Yeah Royal?
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[b]As you look back at him, you realize it's your father [/b] "Mortar."
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*Mortar stumbles back a little* The -blam!-!?
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[b]The man grins [/b] "How do you do?"
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The -blam!-!?
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"Oh come now!" [b]As you look around, you notice you are now in the Underworld. Garuud charges you and your vision goes black. When you awake, you can no longer speak. You see a mirror and notice your a baby [/b]
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*He looks around, thinking "The -blam!-?"*
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[b]your mother comes up. Smiling at you [/b]
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*"The -blam!-?"*
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[b]You suddenly feel light headed and see Royal standing over you, not your mother. [/b] "Mortar!"
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The -blam!-?
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"You've been repeating that. What the hell happened?"
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Well you'd probably say the same thing when your dad shows up out of nowhere, then you're a goddamn baby and you're being held by your mom
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"What the shit?!" [b]Royal begins laughing [/b]
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*Mortar chuckles a little* Hit me again
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"Nah nah. You're done. After that?" [b]He keeps laughing [/b]
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Eh, just spooked me a little
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"You sure?"
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Sure I'm sure
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"Your choice bud." [b]He pours another glass [/b]
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Long live the Old Underworld *He merrily chugs down the shot*
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"The Underworld is mine." [b]Your customers begins swirling around [/b]
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Eh, bullshit
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[b]Your customers seem to be angry with you [/b] [i]"KILL ME ALREADY GORE![/i] [i]"[u]YOU'VE CAUSED THE DOWNFALL! "[/u][/i] [b]"YOU ALONE"[/b] [u]YOU'RE REBELLION."[/u]
