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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by BrandRobKus:
9/11/2016 5:28:48 PM
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What do you recommend for a guy that doesn't get drunk on normal stuff?
English
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"Ascendance. But that could kill you."
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What's the point of finding it if we're not allowed to drink it?
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"I didn't say you weren't." [b]He shrugs, crouching and standing up with a bottle in hand [/b]
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Eh, screw it. Gimme a shot
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[b]He grabs a glass, pouring it in [/b]
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[b]He grabs a glass, pouring it in [/b]
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*Mortar takes the glass, slightly hesitant*
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"Try it."
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*Mortar takes in a deep breath* To hell with it! *He tilts his head back, pouring the shot in*
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"MORTAR!"
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Yeah Royal?
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[b]As you look back at him, you realize it's your father [/b] "Mortar."
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*Mortar stumbles back a little* The -blam!-!?
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[b]The man grins [/b] "How do you do?"
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The -blam!-!?
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"Oh come now!" [b]As you look around, you notice you are now in the Underworld. Garuud charges you and your vision goes black. When you awake, you can no longer speak. You see a mirror and notice your a baby [/b]
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*He looks around, thinking "The -blam!-?"*
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[b]your mother comes up. Smiling at you [/b]
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*"The -blam!-?"*
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[b]You suddenly feel light headed and see Royal standing over you, not your mother. [/b] "Mortar!"
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The -blam!-?
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"You've been repeating that. What the hell happened?"
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Well you'd probably say the same thing when your dad shows up out of nowhere, then you're a goddamn baby and you're being held by your mom
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"What the shit?!" [b]Royal begins laughing [/b]
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*Mortar chuckles a little* Hit me again
