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THE DOJO

[i] The Dojo. Located on the diverse planet of Tatakai, the Dojo consists of the largest gathering of fighters the universe has ever seen. Men and women from all different cultures, races and worlds come to train, compete and fight together. Many battles have been raged on its soil, but it remains standing. Here, one can write, fight and talk with other writers who seek to create stories with one another. All you have to do is start typing.[/i] [b][i]The New Dojo(JOIN HERE!)[/i][/b] [spoiler]Join our group! Free of charge! I swear! https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Forum/1677784/0/3/0 USE THIS LINK IF THAT OTHER ONE DOES NOT WORK. https://www.bungie.net/en/Groups/Chat?groupId=1677784 Once you pass your test and have joined the group sign here: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/215168136/0/0 NOTE: You do not have to be tested to join the dojo. Only to PvP. [/spoiler] [b][i]Who we are[/i][/b] [spoiler] The dojo is an ENTRY LEVEL AND ONE OF THE ONLY PUBLIC RP THREADS. RP is A way of interactive creative writing. Where you can go on adventures, have fights and generally have fun. Think of dungeons and dragons, but its horribly imbalanced since there is not an experience system or dice. Its great! The Dojo loves different opinions, ideas and writing no matter if you are new to RP(roleplay) or extremely experienced. If you have an opinion to share about how to make the dojo better, contact one of the Sensei's that run the place (We would prefer this rather then excessive and unintelligent shit talking). Every work of writing is appreciated and accepted (shitposts…maybe not so much). [/spoiler] [b][i]How we work(list of Admins included)[/i][/b] [spoiler] The dojo is run by a group of Sensei’s. These Sensei’s will make up most of the game changing decisions to benefit The Dojo. BUT Everyone's opinion matters a great deal. So the Sensei’s will make poll’s within the group for the members to vote and decide on big issues/ideas. Even then, the sensei’s will inform the group of changes and decisions made. The list of sensei’s are as follows: Inflatablepants/Pants(GONE ON HIATUS) The God-Eater/Cob Royalblade/Royal Fresh Cazberry/Vio nullCth/Cth And the leader of the dojo union: Tubbs [/spoiler] [b][i]OUR GOAL[/i][/b] [spoiler] At the dojo, we want to provide an amazing place for you to improve on your writing in a fun way. We love new faces, and will accept you as soon as you walk up to the door. We also love other RP threads that have really awesome stuff, and we want to invite them all here so we can have a hub world of sorts. Whether this is through an interdimensional portal, space ships or whatever. We want everyone we can to be a part of this and interact with everyone! This way, you can meet people you never would have met before. If you are a leader of an RP group and are interested in this, please contact me so we can discuss further! I like discussing stuff! [/spoiler] [b][i]RULES[/i][/b] [spoiler]https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/212678270/0/0[/spoiler] [b][i]How to PvP[/i][/b] [spoiler] Player VS Player Is what the dojo is known for. Basically, you can fight each others characters with your own, to see who’s the best or to simply make some kick ass action. Please follow all the rules while you fight, so you can make it as badass as possible. In order to PvP you must be tested by a sensei, or a designated tester of the dojo. You can find out who is a tester by seeing "How we Work." Also, When you fight another player make sure that you always react to their move. The best way to do this is like this. >Have a stanza dedicated to your reaction from you opponents last reply. >Have a stanza dedicated to your attack. If you completely block another opponents attack, its courteous to not attack them within the same reply. This way, you’ll never go wrong. [/spoiler] [b][I]World Creation(Getting started at the Dojo starts here)[/i][/b] [spoiler] This is the most important section for you RP experience. This is where you make your characters, their stories, where they could live. Also, this is where you can create a Faction to participate in the thread, as well as having access to writing for the group(The stories you write do not have to relate to the dojo at all) Bio's(RECCOMENDED) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/212677641/0/0 Backstory for Characters https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/217556475/0/0 Property Creator https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/220228259/0/0 Writers Hub https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/220575696/0/0 Faction Creator https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/1677784/222042811/0/0 [/spoiler] [b][i]The Dojo[/i][/b] [spoiler] Physical Appearance https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/212677894/0/0 NOTE: The dojo only uses Mac Cannons for any kind of defense. If you are lookin to invade with your discount armies, you will be fighting the characters of the thread and possibly their factions. [/spoiler] [b][i]The World of Tatakai[/i][/b] [spoiler] Map of Tatakai: http://i.imgur.com/6xm09eO.jpg Landscapes of Tatakai https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/212678163/0/0 https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/213673051/0/0 Lore  (WORK IN PROGRESS) https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/217554253/0/0 Landmarks of Tatakai https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/217506568/0/0 Cities of Tatakai  https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/217516337/0/0 [/spoiler] [b][i]The Digital Dojo[/i][/b] [spoiler] The Digital dojo was what we had used before this new Dojo. Here is a link to the old thread, as well as the old group. Please read our past works! Digital Dojo Thread:https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Post/819710/126982640 Digital Dojo Group: https://www.bungie.net/en/Clan/Detail/819710 [/spoiler] [b]The OP(Inflatablepants) is on hiatus. If you have any questions please refer to the following people:[/b] [spoiler]Cobalt Pheonix: CobaltPHNX Royal: JustAStranger Caz: PoisonousBerry Tubbs:Bler (Tubbs is not actually an admin, but he has been here long enough and is like an ever existing presence. Kinda weird.)[/spoiler]
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  • Edited by Cthulhu Agent: 11/2/2016 12:50:46 AM
    [b][u]Courtyard A3 at like midday or something idk[/u][/b] [i]You were doing whatever the hell you were doing when out of the corner of your eye you see some training soldiers get tripped by a purple mist. After the soldiers tripped you saw the mist quickly retreat behind some weapon crates where laughter was originating from.[/i] [spoiler]OPEN[/spoiler]

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    • A poverish-looking man in filthy robes and a walking staff hobbled up to the Dojoville enterance. Flies flutter fervently around him. He looks to be very unsettled. He looks about to speak, and then winces, holding his words back. He droops his head down, and knocks his staff on the cobbled ground loudly. [spoiler]Open and needs Testing.[/spoiler]

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      • Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 11/5/2016 3:06:58 AM
        [b][i]Fatal Illusion[/i][/b] [i]"No vital sign of life, they declared it wasn't there
Coroner never checked, because he didn't f*cking care
Passing off the body, they all believe he died
Starting up the hearse, now for a final drive Like whistling past a graveyard, when walking by at night
It's a fatal illusion to think that evil never dies" -Megadeth [/i] [b]Dojoville, Residential Area[/b] [i]The town had likely been on high alert since the past attack, which claimed the lives of nearly 100 people in the span of a few minutes. While the attacker had been killed, citizens, fighters, and even the guards who protected the training arena and the entire complex itself were worried. Never before had anyone had the guts to do something that horrible, nor go after civilian residents specifically. This was terror, but there seemed to be no reasoning for it, no clear reason. Nobody claimed the first attack, nobody came out and praised it. The attacker himself had hardly even spoken. The details simply didn't add up. He was too well-equipped to have done it out of simple spite, too well-trained and methodical. If it were an act of terror, then there had to be a motivator... the problem was that there seemed to be no motivation. In the meantime, life had returned to normal, or so it appeared.... until screams of fear broke out in a different part of the residential area. Residents screamed and fled from the streets outside of a cafe, the inside of which was now full of freshly-killed corpses, men, women, and children. Each of them appeared to have had their throats cut from ear to ear, and the small building was full of splattered blood, pools of it on the floor beneath bodies. On the windows, painted in blood, a message.[/i] [b]GIVE US THE WOLF, WE WILL KILL NO MORE[/b] [i]Opening the door the cafe after removing a heavy set of chains, a [url=https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/e1/29/df/e129dfd567e6765726875e6bd835a389.jpg]figure[/url] exited, feminine in stature and build, wearing a combat hardsuit as well, the insignia of the blood-red cobra on her shoulder. In one hand, she held a full tanto blade, the edge of which was glowing blue. In the other, she had a little girl by the wrist, the girl crying silently to herself. The soldier maneuvered the child in front of her, so that the blade was at her neck, nearly touching her skin. She simply waited for a response from the guards or the citizens. This situation could easily take a turn for the worst if actions were taken without consideration. Hostages always made things more difficult.[/i] [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

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        • [b][i]SENSEI'S. CHECK OUR GROUP FOR NOVEMBER UPDATE DETAILS. [/i][/b]

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        • Edited by Trashcan Jesus: 11/6/2016 3:31:37 PM
          [b][i]Atlas, Rise...[/i][/b] [i]"Crucify and witness Circling the sun Bastardized in ruin What have you become? Blame the world and blame your maker Wish 'em to the undertaker Crown yourself the other savior So you carry on" -Metallica[/i] [b]Dojoville, Residential Area[/b] [i]An explosion ripped apart the side of a small store, smoke and flame climbing into the sky. What had happened was not exactly clear, until from the smoke, an [url=http://addu.cgsociety.org/art/concept-photoshop-design-character-deadshot-sci-fi-2d-1283142]armored figure[/url] exited, a strange, rifle-like weapon in hand, a PKP GPMG on his back. He wore a combat hard suit, one which bore the insignia of the red cobra on its right shoulder pauldron, faded, but still visible. Around him, amidst the rubble were corpses, blown apart, charred, and riddled with shrapnel from the weapon's blast. Whatever the weapon was, it was massively powerful. As the man marched forwards, he used a jump pack to make his way atop a roof, and from there, he swapped the massive weapon out for his machine gun, which he promptly turned on the people, ripping them down as they tried to escape. Across his body, a flicker of a hexagonal blue pattern, an energy shield of some sort, but his power systems appeared hidden. Clearly, this man was well-equipped for what he needed to be doing, and he had no problem doing it. Burning through a full belt on civilians, he switched back to the large weapon, which clicked, and then began charging, firing after a few rapid moments with a powerful boom, and ripping into the side of a cafe, bringing much of the wall down, and killing most in the immediate area of impact. Screams and smoke filled the air, the soldier leaping down, and continuing his slaughter, holstering the weapon on his back with the machine gun, and drawing his pistol, a .40SW and a tactical knife, a serrated tanto. Moving through the streets, he aimed and precisely nailed people in the head, men, women, and children. Those who were merely wounded faced the worst, for the killer slit their throat, letting them choke on their own blood. The streets were littered with shell casings, rubble, and corpses, the figure continuing his rampage as he went, saying nothing. [/i] [spoiler]Open[/spoiler] [b]Edit: Closed[/b]

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          • I dont understand what this is

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            • (Khalosh, Ollimand) The sounds of chaos were ringing through out the city. Various portals were opening up, as armies of Shocker combatmen and other monsters came out. Most were raising the flag of the newly created Dai-Shocker, along with batons and RPGs, as they started shooting them at innocent civvies. *In the middle of the city, hundreds of Shocker troops and monsters looked up toward a building, as some sort of man walks up to the podium. He seems to be an old Asian man with white hair and a billowing black and red cap. He starts to speak.* "I, Doctor Shinigami, along with all of Dai-Shocker, and the newly formed Dark Riders, will destroy all worlds!" The man said. "Eee!" Came the crowd, all easing their batons and hands in excitement, (About 30 blocks west of here...) *As two children run into a nearby home, a woman is seemingly holding back a few of these grunts, launching a few punches and kicks toward them. She wore a red tank top, tracker pants, and running shoes. It reveals multiple scratches, bruises, and dry blood onto her, as she gets thrown back into some trash cans. She gets back up, worse for wear.* "Come on, you sons of *******. Come get me." She says, as someone's footsteps are heard nearby. [spoiler]Open. You're that person's footsteps. Second chance for those who want a dark Rider.[/spoiler]

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              • [spoiler]Just a brief forward, This is going to be shit. It's literally been over a year since I've RP'd. Please be patient until I can brush the rust off.[/spoiler] [b]Paradisus Paradoxum[/b] [i]Clad in a cloak of wolf and crow, a figure strode towards the dojo each step seemingly with more purpose than the last. Nearing the entrance however, they faltered. This place was only a shadow of what it once was, ruins of what it had been in it's prime. This had once been paradise to them and the others. Except, not to them but to the man in their head. They hadn't been here, the man had. The man was dead, but still his thoughts invaded the figure who had no memory of their own. They knew the figure and his flaming shadow had no right to exist, the two had been burnt away. Ever closer to the dojo the figure walked, reaching down to grasp the metaba autorevolver strapped to their hip. They shouldn't be here, they had no memory of this place, yet the man in their mind showed every detail in an almost horrifying realism. Shaking the thoughts of the man and his shadow out of their mind the figure came to a stop before the entrance of the dojo, grip tighter than ever on the mateba as they waited for entrance.[/i] [spoiler]Open[/spoiler]

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                  [i][u]New Arrivals, New Directives[/u][/i] [i][u]The Crater of Two, Tatakai[/u][/i] [u][i]5:35 PM[/i][/u] [i][u]Jupiter and Ceres[/u][/i] [b]As the brilliant sun shines upon the alien land of Tatakai, it eventually came across one of the newer locations caused almost a week ago, due to a tragic event involving the death of a loved one; the Crater of Two, a mile wide crater that spanned across where trees and deep bush once was. The ground and earth was bare and decimated, as if annihilated by explosives of a high magnitude. Whatever terrible event had occurred here, it had lead someone to do something like this.[/b] [b]But just as the sun let loose its light upon the barren landscape, two flying objects began to block out its light. Both of the objects were space shuttles, crafted out of titanium and ceramic and flying straight towards the earth of Tatakai. One of the shuttles was much larger than the other, being about 14 feet tall while the other was about 6 and a half feet tall. Suddenly, both of the shuttles crashed into the earth, tearing through rock and dirt as they eventually slowed themselves, each planting into the earth like massive steel seeds.[/b] [b]Then, a booming deep voice resonated from the larger shuttle of the two, the doors beginning to open...[/b] [i]"FULL SYSTEM ANALYSIS:[/i] [i]WEAPONRY: CHARGED.[/i] [i]SHIELDS: DEPLOYED.[/i] [i]ARMOR: PRISTINE CONDITION.[/i] [i]LOCATION: TATAKAI.[/i] [i]DIRECTIVE: IDENTIFY AND LOCATE CERES."[/i] [b]The doors to the shuttle then opened, and out came a literal giant of a robot. Standing at a terrifying height of eleven foot ten, the hulking monster of steel, titanium, adamantium and ceramic plating turned his head towards the shuttle that had landed beside him, his cyclops eye staring straight towards it and beginning to scan it. After a moment, a slight "ding!" escaped the head of the robot, followed by his deep voice. [/b] [i]"DIRECTIVE: COMPLETE! CERES: DISCOVERED. NEW DIRECTIVE: WAIT."[/i] [b]Then, suddenly, the massive beast of metal plopped down onto the barren earth, his eye staring up into the sky. Only one thought was going through his head as he sat there..[/b] [b]Ceres.[/b] ((Open. Intro for my character Jupiter and Asap's character Ceres. Please reply to Asap too!))

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                  • Hello. I'd like to place a bet on Kirby the Star Warrior.

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                    • Holy Jesus, look at those replies

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                      • [i]Even more meetings of peoples.[/i] [u]Alpha's sparrowhawk[/u] -continuing a previous post- [spoiler]open to Alpha[/spoiler]

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                        • *Checks reply* Holy hell.

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                          • Edited by A Stormy Dio: 11/3/2016 1:50:14 AM
                            *Kara and Zera appear out of a portal in the front of the Lounge of Blades with...new commodities.* Zera had the addition of hidden blades to her set, attached to her legs and arms, along with the addition of a second Annihilator. Kara, on the other hand, held out around 70 or so cards; 15 seemed to come from some sort of Rose dimension, 25 seemed to come out of a hero dimension, 3 seemed to come from a brand new Rider's dimension, and 5 extra cards seemed to be some-what digital humans. The rest seemed to be final attacks and forms for some of these people. *They enter the Lounge of Blades, almost low-profile, so they don't attract any attention from those who saw their warrant of arrest from a few days back.* [spoiler]Open. Fighting or talking, whatever.[/spoiler]

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                            • [i]Post-world series.[/i] [u]Hotsprings[/u] *Quincy had trudged on down to the hotsptings. The day had been rough. Two of his only friends here were screaming at each other, more yelling after some baseball game was over, fireworks, it was all too much. Once at the springs, Quincy ditched his running shorts, not really caring if anyone was around, he had fur. He slowly sank into one of the smaller springs. once he was down to his neck, he sat on a rock and got cozy, hoping things remained quiet*

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                              • [b][i]A mysterious and unfamiliar figure strode towards The Dojo, a gun in either of his gloved hands. The First of the two guns was bright, and had a sun-like appearance. It radiated heat and warmth. The Second of the two guns was dark, and had a night-like appearance. It radiated cold and silence. The figure himself wore a mahagony longcoat with intricate detailing and lining. He wore a hood of the same color, which cast a shadow over his eyes, obscuring them from view. His wrists ignited in red flames, and he waited silently for a challenge.[/i][/b] [spoiler]Open. I need someone to test me. :| [/spoiler]

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                                • Rping hasn't been the same since Marauder Felix -blam!-ed everything kek.

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                                  • Edited by Pamhakat: 11/2/2016 10:43:52 PM
                                    [i]A Flightless Fight Plight[/i] (bonus points for rhyming, yeh?) [u]The Glade, 59.46 km southeast of the Dojo, 2:57 AM[/u] In the woods several clicks from the Dojo, a loud racket could be heard as a heavily clothed figure ran from an angry hydra. The hooded figure ran, struggling to breathe as he had been running so long. The hydra was catching up, taking snaps at him with several of it's heads. The figure was running towards a small cliff, about 27 ft from ledge to ground. He jumped, hoping to escape the hydra, thinking it would give up. He hit the ground, grunting angrily as pain jerked up his leg from his ankle. He had landed on it wrong... He continued running as he heard what seemed to make him forget the pain in his leg, the hydra had jumped after him. The loud crash of it knocking down several trees could be heard from a distance. The figure screamed in pain as he tripped on a root and twisted his ankle, already hurt from the fall. [spoiler]character intro. open[/spoiler]

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                                    • [i]leyla is with her sister lola helping her practice controlling her ability to control electricity which is a interesting sight cause lola basically using her sister's natural immunity to electricity using her as a moving target. She throws balls of electricity she channels into her hands as lines of electricity ripples across her arms with a crackling pop. Her sister dodges them. they busy practicing away from others in a open field.her sister jumps out of the way and the ball of electricity hits the grass next to her scorching the grass.[/i] "Missed me sis"says leyla "Hehehe at least this can't hurt you leyla"says Lola "Hehe yeah it would be easier though if had others i could spare with safely"says Lola [i]as she stands there for a bit you can see electricity rippling across her skin. Both of them continue to practice leyla continuing run around as her as she continues to throw balls electricity at her.[/i] [spoiler]open[/spoiler]

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                                      • Edited by DesertX963: 11/2/2016 6:31:42 PM
                                        [b][u]Pilot[/u][/b] [b]Dojoville Gates[/b] Gee, middle of nowhere woods, mountains. Wouldn't be surprised if I met Jon Snow at some point here. I swear this place better not just be a medieval festival full of HEMA professionals, Kenshiro thought to himself walking along the trail. His helmet displayed a HUD featuring the temperature at a cool 56 as he took the opportunity to remove his helmet taking in the fresh air. It had been 30 minutes prior to arrival and he was closing in on a large structure, hopefully civilization in his case, maybe a friendly one in that matter, but he continued. His attention came to distraction, as he inspected bushes while mimicking the movements of Connor Kenway from Assassins Creed III as he childishly grew bored, finding ways to entertain himself. It got to the point where he started developing his own Haiku, on the way. "How long is this road Trees, Bush, Hedges, Nature, Grass Bored out of my ass" "Heh, plus one for that rhyme," he said to himself out loud. Kenshiro finally arrived to the walls and gates casually walking while looking around. His sword holstered on his back while he carried his helmet with his left hand. His faded and worn black armor and garbs had contrast and texture that showed the modern designs of his gear being from the 21st century, where he knew he'd stick out as a foreigner. He approached the gate and gave a knock. "Heyo, not from around here, I come in peace...may I come in?" He simply asked nonchalantly. [spoiler]Intro, Open[/spoiler]

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                                        • [quote]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only. It's free..real estate! We're giving you land. It's free! We're giving you a house! It's real estate..free. It's a free house for you, Jim! This is free real estate! All you have to do is bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms, no rugs..but it's free. You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, it's free..it's got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day, it's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate! Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free f*cking house! [spoiler]It's free real estate.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler][/quote]

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                                        • [quote]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only. It's free..real estate! We're giving you land. It's free! We're giving you a house! It's real estate..free. It's a free house for you, Jim! This is free real estate! All you have to do is bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms, no rugs..but it's free. You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, it's free..it's got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day, it's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate! Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free f*cking house! [spoiler]It's free real estate.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler][/quote]

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                                          • [quote]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only. It's free..real estate! We're giving you land. It's free! We're giving you a house! It's real estate..free. It's a free house for you, Jim! This is free real estate! All you have to do is bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms, no rugs..but it's free. You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, it's free..it's got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day, it's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate! Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free f*cking house! [spoiler]It's free real estate.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler][/quote]

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                                            • [quote]( ͡°╭͜ʖ╮͡°) The following advertisement is intended for Jim Boonie only. It's free..real estate! We're giving you land. It's free! We're giving you a house! It's real estate..free. It's a free house for you, Jim! This is free real estate! All you have to do is bring furniture, but the house is free. Two bedrooms, no rugs..but it's free. You unlock the door to your free house, we got you the real estate! It's a two bedroom house, it's free..it's got a pool in the back. I'm not carrying this around all day, it's for your house! Free real estate, I'll pee my pants. Jim, come get your damn land. It's a free house! Jim, I got real estate! Jim, does it get better than this? Jim! The house is free! Jim! The house is free! It's a free f*cking house! [spoiler]It's free real estate.( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler][/quote]

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                                            • Far above the dojo, all was quiet, the sun was blazing far up in the sky, and the land, the trees, and the animals all seemed to drink in and enjoy the light and peace. Until, that is, something began to blaze in the sky, something that wasn't a sun. It streaked across the sky and landed at the base of the mountain, and once the dust cleared it seemed to be an escape pod of some unknown make or model. Worrying enough, there seemed to be dried blood around the hatch, like someone who was heavily bleeding dragged themselves in. ((Short post, Open))

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