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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/29/2016 7:16:20 PM
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[b]The turrets Fall out of their sockets and explode.
The elevator in the centre of the building seems to be the way up.[/b]
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*Mortar waits for the elevator, ready for an attack*
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[b]The elevator comes down. No one is on it.[/b]
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*Mortar gets on*
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[b]There are six whole floors to choose from![/b]
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*He chooses the sixth floor, seven is his lucky number but it doesn't go that high*
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[b]The elevator moves up very, very slowly. As he passes the first floor he realizes that the elevator is completely made of glass.[/b]
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Oh, great. A Wonkavator. Let's see. Can this thing go sideways? Slantways?
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[b]Unfortunately this story isn't as cool as that. The elevator keeps moving up.[/b]
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*Mortar sighs as he waits* Oh well. Might as well stream what's about to happen. *He takes out a GoPro and attaches it to his chest* Well. Let's go.
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[b]As he reaches the third floor riflemen are all aimed at him. It's an ambush.[/b]
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Oh, hey. *He presses the first door button and the elevator goes down* Ignore me
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[b]The elevator goes down and the men don't shoot him....[/b]
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*But Mortar, being the smart guy that he is, dissolves into the elevator and reforms behind them, slashing at them all* Yeah, that probably wasn't a smart choice to ignore me
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[b]The riflemen fall to the ground dead. But now mortar has to wait for the elevator again....[/b] [spoiler]continue on to next post[/spoiler]
