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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/29/2016 3:10:47 AM
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"Uhhhhhh. That's it! The only bottle! I got it from pants-*ahem!*-Falk! King Falk! I stole it-No! Shit!"
English
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[i]Oh so you stole this? Well guess what, your going to give it back to him![/i]
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"Whaaaat?! Oh come on! I can't help myself to a little something for...oh I don't know...Saving the world???"
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[i]You will give this back to him on an instant! No buts![/i]
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"WHAT IS HAPPENING?!"
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[b]She grabs the bottle[/b] "[i]Come on now, let's go![/i]"
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"Wait! No! Kiddo help me!" [b]He reaches his arm out to Rorek [/b]
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[i]Rorek nightingale, you stay right there![/i] [b]Rorek gives deity an apologetic look. [/b]
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"NO! TRAITOR!!! TRAAAAAITORRRRR!"
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[b]Mira drags the deity off to find King Falk.[/b]
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[b]The deity claws at the ground trying to get away.[/b]
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[b]She grabs him by the ear.[/b] [i]You really wanna run.....?[/i]
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"Oh god! Help me!"
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[i]Now listen, take me to King Falk, or il rip your balls off and force feed them to you....[/i] [b]Deity's fear grows after she said that.[/b]
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"BUT I LIKE MY MAN BERRIES!"
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[i]Then stop messing around, and take me to King Falk![/i]
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"OKAY! [i]Don't hurt me..."[/i] [b]The two enter twilight and make their way to the Twili fortress. The deity goes into Falks room.[/b] "FALK! YOU GOTTA- Uhhhhhhhhh." [b]It seems Falk was having a good time of his own... He decided to share it with another woman.....[/b]
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[i]Oh my.....Well this is awkward....[/i]
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Falk: "No shit!" Woman: "Hey, is that the deity?" Deity: "Ohhhhh yes. Yes it is." [b]The deity has his game face on.[/b] [b]Luckily for Mira, Falk and this dark twilight spirit have the blanket over them.[/b]
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[b]Mira flicks Deity across the nose[/b] [i]Not the time hot shot.[/i]
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"Ohoho! Clearly you haven't had enough times!"
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[b]She slaps deity across the face, hard[/b] [i]You must not want your balls....[/i]
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Falk: "Heyyyy so i was kind of in the middle of something...." "PANTS YOU GOTTA HELP ME MAN! SHE'S GUNNA PLUCK MY BERRIES!"
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[i]This won't take but a second Falk. You see the deity here has stolen something from you and wishes to return it.[/i]
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[b]Falk looks at the woman under him, then back at Mira.[/b] "....Really." "Hey man! It was just a bottle of vodka!" "No I mean did you guys seriously have to check in with me about this. Like...right now did you really have to."
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[i]Hey, should have hung a sock on the door.[/i]
