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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/29/2016 2:42:20 AM
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"Hold on."
[b]He taps a button on his Scouter.[/b]
"You're Sketch."
English
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"Hmmm, yerp. I'm Skatch."
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"How drunk are you, man?"
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"The verys."
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"I can't get drunk. Downside to being a Saiyan."
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"Huh... Guess howww much I drinked."
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"A bottle of whiskey."
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"Newp. I had, uh." *He holds out all four of his fingers and then slowly manages to pull each one in except his thumb. He then turns his thumb upwards.* "Uh... O-One beer..."
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"Really? That's it? My furry friend, we have to get you something stronger!" [b]Cabbot makes a crate of all types of alcohol appear.[/b] "Take your pick."
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"Uh..." *Sketch already looks like he's about to fall over. He opens a bottle of root beer which you swear he didn't have a second ago and starts drinking it.*
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[b]Cabbot smacks the root beer away from him.[/b] "Don't be a little bitch!" [b]He hands him a bottle of whiskey.[/b] "Try that."
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"But... I'm a guy... Guysss can't beh beeches..."
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"Just drink the damn whiskey."
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"No. It make meh moar drunk."
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"And why would you not want that?"
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"Cuz I big drunk already."
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"But why not just get more drunk, then?"
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"Cuz be too drunk then!!! Give Birdy liquor!" -My name's not Birdy.- "Don't care."
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"Birdy?"
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-I'm Malik.-
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"Well, Malik, would you happen to want to get shitfaced?"
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*Both his heads look at you, beer dripping from one of his beaks.* -Um... No... I'm not sure anyone would want someone to do that to them...- *He adjusts nervously.*
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"I can small the alcohol on your breath."
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/29/2016 4:01:06 AM- I-I'm not sure what that has to do with you pooing on me... And you can smell the alcohol on my breath? You have a sensitive nose! I'm like six feet away from you!-
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"Shitfaced means drunk, dumbass. Also, Saiyans have enhanced senses."
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Edited by Skatch142: 8/29/2016 4:04:08 AM-I'm a bird, gimme a break...-
