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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/27/2016 6:10:03 PM
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"Mmmmmmm. Or is the pants salesmen me? Or did neither exist?! HAHAHA! WHO CARES WHO CARES WHO CARES! NOW YOU DIE!"
[b]Ralphus begins to teleport in incredibly random and unpredictable sequences.[/b]
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[spoiler]wait Wut [/spoiler]
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[b]He tries to watch, predicting where he will go.[/b]
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[b]He suddenly appears in front of Zane. Slashing in a flurry before teleporting again. He seems to favour the left side.[/b]
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[b]He casts ice storm, costing the walls and floor in ice, and razor snow drifts around him[/b]
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"WHAAA!" [b]Ralphus slips around, but then he begins to figure skate. He skates around and makes quick cuts around Zane as he does so.[/b]
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[b]The snow hardens where he strikes then follows Ralphus, trying to cut him.[/b]
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"Hoohoo!" [b]Ralphus quickly twirls and tries to slash at Zane, but slips, leaving an opening.[/b]
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[b]The razor snow speeds up and starts cutting into Ralphus, and Zane takes his .44 and shoots him[/b]
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[b]He falls back. He rolls onto his belly and hits the ground like a toddler having a tantrum. He poofs into twilight an appears in the air, on fire. He curls up into a ball as the fire increases around him.[/b]
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[b]He charges his Gunblade with lighting, then shoots Ralphus with a supercharged bullet[/b]
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[b]Ralphus flies into the wall, electrified. But then waves of fire flow from him making a fiery inferno, melting the ice, and heading towards Zane.[/b]
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[b]He casts his own fire, trying to protect himself.[/b]
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[b]Zane fails as the fire engulfs him, sending him flying into the orange barrier which knocks him into the ground. Ralphus lands and jumps around clapping his hands in early celebration.[/b]
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[b]He gets up, shaking his head. He engulfs his blade with lightning, and slashes at Ralphus.[/b]
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[b]Ralphus teleports before Zane hits him, then Zane feels a sharp blade cut across his back, sending him forward.[/b]
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[b]He grunts, spinning and slashing[/b]
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[b]Ralphus hops back and dances again. Before throwing his blades around the room. They seems to fly like boomerangs and fly towards Zane. [/b]
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[b]He forms an ice sphere around him to protect him.[/b] "I grow tired of these games Ralphus!"
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"What?! But...[i]the game hasn't even started...."[/i] [b]The boomerangs fly off the ice, but then return back, hitting Zane in the head. They fly back into Ralphus's hands as he jumps up into the air, forming a ball of dark purple energy.[/b] "WHAT ABOUT TENNIS?!"
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"Screw you!" [b]He leaps into the air, and slashes at Ralphus.[/b]
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[b]As Zane slashes the ball of energy is released. It hits Zane dead on, and electrifies his entire body while throwing him into the ground.[/b] "Owweeeeeey. That's gotta hurt!"
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[b]He plants his blade into the ground, leaning on it to get up.[/b] "I've always hated you...." [b]He conjures a massive ball of fire and lightning.[/b] "Just die...." [b]He throws the ball at Ralphus.[/b]
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[b]Ralphus quickly forms his own ball of magic, and throws it. They collide and explode, sending Ralphus and Zane flying back.[/b]
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[b]He crashed into the wall, the wind getting knocked out of him. He reaches for his .44 and aims at Ralphus.[/b]
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[b]Ralphus swings his hand and the .44 flies into the wall. He begins to spin like a tornado towards Zane.[/b] "WHOOOOOOOWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"
