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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
8/27/2016 5:22:07 PM
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[b]Smaug walks in and locks it behind him[/b]
Woah. Would not wanna go out there.
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"Would you like a cup of tea, friend?" [b]I walk into the small kitchen I own, completely obscured by a wall.[/b]
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Sure. Got any popcorn?
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[b]I return, with no popcorn or tea, but rather a large handcannon, and press it up against Smaug's head.[/b] "ALRIGHT YOU ABOMINATION, WHERE IS THE REAL ONE?"
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Right here...
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[b]Ite grabs his head, opening his mouth, and places the gun's barrel inside.[/b] "THATS WHAT THAT LAST TWO SAID."
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What???
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Edited by Frog: 8/27/2016 6:03:18 PM"What's something only the real one would say?"
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh you've been gone for a while?
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"ANY CAREFUL OBSERVATION COULD REVEAL THAT."
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Edited by JealousOrc: 8/27/2016 8:42:07 PMI'm named after the dragon in the Hobbit because Tubbs was unoriginal.
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[b]Ite sighs[/b] "Fair enough." [b]He withdraws the gun[/b]
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Thank you. Now, have you been watching that war too? Some crazy stuff.
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"Yeah, lots of Twilight monsters, dragons, Tubbs getting his head nearly blown off, it's been pretty crazy."
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Yeah... Wait what about Tubbs!? Oh well, he can probably handle himself.
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"From what I saw, he was actually close to death."
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"You should probably go help him out, really."
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Maybe... Nah he'll probably be fine... Well maybe... Nah. I don't feel like fighting honestly. I think I'll just watch the battle and eat popcorn.
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"Alright."
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So...
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[b]The apartment suddenly shakes as an explosion is heard near by. The window breaks.[/b] "What?"
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[b]he rushes outside[/b]
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[b]Ite waves him off.[/b]
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[b]wut[/b]
