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Edited by ElderWolfWalker: 7/7/2015 3:29:58 PM[b][u]HUNTER SONG[/u][/b] We are the hunters we are the best! We hold the sword unlike the rest! Take down Crota's shield while I hit him with the sword. It's the only way you scrubs are gonna get your reward. Gunslinger, blade dancer in PVP we collect tears And in trials of Osiris we grind your gears Let me go invis and revive you all We don't even need that defender Titans purple ball We always have to be alone in the darkness of the abyss That's because Titans and warlocks are such a bitch The only way we die is from fist of havoc Because when Titans see us they start to panic We were the first so solo Crota (the legend him self) It gave all the others a massive boner Warlocks may praise the stupid sun But we like to praise our golden gun When you see a hunter you know it's over And when we're the sword bearers you won't see the ogre Have you seen what's on my back? It's a fricken Cape! Look into my eyes and you'll see your fate! The agility we have is through the roof We laugh at the warlocks as they floof [b]added that because of a reply[/b] [quote]When hunters are sword bearers they are lazy so they go invisible[/quote] We're tired from all the bitches we -blam!- so rest is critical! Never again shall you offend a hunter Makes you look like a tired blunter Night mares and dream, we are found everywhere That's because we the masters of the sword bear Now kneel to us you pathetic little scum Now you are face to face with my golden gun You'll feel the electricity of my arc blade And probably the heat of my tripmine grenade Next time you see a hunter try to remember We are actually, secretly your defender I mean, cmon warlock you're wearing a dress And Titans use armour, they're trying to impress When I get on my knees I turn invisible That's because we bowl to none since we're invincible [b]a rap battle has started in the replies below[/b] [b][u]A PLASTIC ARM[/u][/b] [quote]My mans coming In like his names B Rabbit Have you cry down the mic screaming " fist of panic " got storms for my fists and your face can have it yeah I use thorn in trials because they won't ban it Lightning grenade aeo is disgusting, can't get enough of the multi's I'm busting, thorn DoT got your body crusting, the last word from me is like a hammer to knee[/quote] [b][u]ME[/u][/b] Oh, I look here's a titan that needs to git gud This kid thinks he can rap, probably not even from the hood I check your profile you have a warlock and a titan. If you make a hunter then I'll start to enlighten. It appear you have started a mother -blam!-ing rap battle You gonna get rekt so hard you better strap your self to a saddle If I was you I would take a big step back But since yo so fat you walked and made the ground crack Hide in your pitiful ward of dawn I'll pop my golden gun, watch me yawn Seriously scrub, get the -blam!- out of here Go to your vault and collect all your gear Titans think they're cool for stopping the boomers hitting me They only try to protect us because they want our D [b][u]A PLASTIC ARM[/u][/b] [quote]What good about hunters? There knife and there blink? Must be nice to have 2 supers where there's no need to think, " nerf this nerf that" always kicking up a stink, pantheon be my slaughter house like my name is fink Trials of Osiris yeah that shit gets tense, want to trade melee, feedback fence, if you rock hunters you must be dence because it's Titans who will have your back in the trench'[/quote] [b][u]ME[/u][/b] You think this exotic arms are gonna protect you? When I use my golden gun what are you gonna do? Man, look at that titan panicking into the ground And look at that warlock flooding around When you wanna kill me and you see me you start to think Well it's to late for you because I have already did blink For 25 motes of light you can buy a dress And instead I can get a cape just to impress Fire and lightning are the ultimate tools of destruction Golden gun and arc blade are the tools of disruption I respect a Titan that knows how to rap And that is why I'm about to cut you some slack You're titan looks pretty cool and that trials armour Maybe he should be a leader and replace Obama It was Titans that soloed the vault of glass And hunters that were alone and whooped Crota's ass It's those pitiful warlocks that are filthy as dirt When I get hit with nova bomb it doesn't even hurt How were hunters always fight alone We are lone wolves, and fight until you see our bone Cayde 6 is the coolest guy in the tower Thats cause all the hunters have the most power [b][u]A PLASTIC ARM[/u][/b] [quote]When I play with a hunter you know I'm not trusting them, even at the end when I'm hearing " your crushing them" I realised that it's because you hunters are rushing them, we make a good team like Obama and the Russian men You'll see the Titans leading the charge, arcs of blue every where like marge, in the battle I'm a sarge riding my gold encrusted unicorn all over the barge, When a game starts its like I'm stuck on attack, 5 k behind but I'm bringing it back, I'm the destroyer of worlds my close circle call me drax catch me in the pub with my man Lord shax I respect this hunter now I know he's got bars, ina blink of jump he will leave you with scars, shot gun then knife send your souls to the stars, almost done with his battle it's becoming a farce Now that's warning; my young gunners might corn him, you know; slap the pump at them organs I'll make a boy slam dunk out of his jordans I'm with 3 hoes no I ain't no Santa, he got the fizz and I don't mean fanta strapped to his waist now I don't mean pampa'[/quote] [b][u]ME[/u][/b] We've master the power off disappearing from sight And have fulfilled the attribute of strength and might Ask anyone they will say hunters are the best If you disagree you're gonna stir the hornet's nest Don't worry about those enemies there is no fuss Ill pop my golden gun, go watch them combust Hunters are so used to all the shit people talk It's time for them to go outside and take a walk We created the most OP games in this game And that's what got us so much fame We don't need a helmet that makes us look like a plane In stead we use the one we got from Crota's bane An hunters will simply sneak through the Gorgons maze While the others a left behind to suffer from their gaze
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It's people like you that make this community toxic
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Wtf how
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