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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Jäger:
8/15/2016 6:15:24 PM
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[b]Jäger sits outside the dojo.[/b]
"So, how must I enter?"
[spoiler]open[/spoiler]
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"You've been through this often enough!"
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"Yeah well none of the lieutenants seem to notice considering I've been waiting for two months now!"
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"It's absurd honestly. Did you send a request to join?"
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"I sent a request. They said I was never tested and quit out on a test. Even though I never quit any tests!"
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"Let's do this. One last time." [b]A figure emerges from the shadows [/b] "Get ready."
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[b]Jäger chugs three bottles of whiskey. He loads his shotgun and prepares.[/b] "Bring it on!"
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"You make the first move."
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[b]Jäger quickly switches to his Desert Eagle, he aims it towards his opponents head. About to pull the trigger.[/b]
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"Go ahead!"
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[b]Jäger pulls the trigger and the bullet flys toward his opponents head.[/b]
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[b]Royal rushes forwards, the bullets faze through him [/b]
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[b]Jäger pulls out his energy sword as he rushes towards Royal.[/b]
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[b]Royal stops, spinning past Jager in a quick movement and slashing at his back [/b]
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[b]Jäger turns around and attempts to stab Royal in the heart.[/b]
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"Woah!" [b]It fazes through his chest [/b] "That's a kill move bud. There's no kill moves allowed."
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"How is it a -blam!-ing kill move? I ATTEMPTED to stab you. I left an opening for you to counter." "Also, isn't goddmoding against the rules? Because have a bullet and a sword go through you seems like goddmoding to me."
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"You went to stab me in the -blam!-ing heart!"
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"Yeah I attempted to, like I said. Can you read? I left an opening for you to attack. And you are goddmoding since everything will faze through you."
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"Not everything. It's not godmodding if we're only 12 replies into the fight!"
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"So being able to be invincible to bullets and a sword is not goddmoding?" "But when I attempt to stab you, I've broken a rule."
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"I never said it wasn't. I just said it's not if we've only just started the fight. Can we continue please?"
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"WHAT THE -blam!- ARE YOU SMOKING?" "You said that attempting to stab you in the heart was a kill move. And kill moves are not allowed!"
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[b]Royal pushes you away, preparing to fight [/b]
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[b]Jäger loads up his shotgun. He pulls out his energy sword.[/b] "Bring it on asshole!"
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[b]Royal swings at you [/b]
