A R D E N T is still alive and kicking? Big surprise.

This versus religion

I'm gonna laugh so hard if I find out the name of the president of the organization is Dick

You see, Ghost, if we become of socialism, there will no be dicks for fear of shaming Motherland.

So this is funded by Sara?

Are you a really big fan of "The last leg" or something?

See, there are three kinds of people: dicks, pussies and assholes. Pussies think everyone can get along and dicks just want to -blam!- all the time without thinking it through. But then you got your assholes. And all the assholes want is to shit all over everything. So pussies may get mad at dicks once in a while because, pussies get -blam!-ed by dicks. But dicks also -blam!- assholes! And if they didn't -blam!- the assholes, you know what you'd get? You'd get your dick and your pussy all covered in shit! - Drunk in Bar Team America

So you want us to stop being dicks and start being pussies?

I think you're talking about Trolls. Here's a guide: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/210939680/0/0

Everyone's a dick, doesn't matter if that's intentional or not

I did a good job ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[spoiler]Yo. All the rappers claim to not give a fuсk. Well step aside bitches, cause I give the lowest amount of fuсk humanly possible. What?! (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything I don't give a fuсk about motherfuсkin' anything People care about shit, I say fuсk everything Fuсk you, fuсk me, fuсk the sky, fuсk trees, fuсk the sun I don't need heat or Vitamin D! And fuсk toasters. I don't need to cook my bread And fuсk coasters. I use a little plate instead And fuсk roosters. With their useless cockadoodledoo We invented the alarm clocks. We no longer need you Don't give a fuсk about chairs. I prefer to stand And fuсk air conditioners - I got a ceiling fan And fuсk the the movie the fan, starring westly snipes Demolition man's the only snipes moviе i liked And fuсk liking shit. I don't even like the stuff that I like Don't give a fuсk about not liking all the shit I don't like Like tissues. Fuсk them! I blow my nose on the couch And fuсk my nostrils and my sense of smell I breathe through my mouth Don't give a fuсk about seeing bitсh, fuсk my eyes Fuсk physical perception yo, I'd rather be blind Fuсk time, seconds are too short and minutes are a joke And hours are way too long, they should be half an hour at most And fuсk coasts, who gives a fuсk about where water meets land And fuсk boats, just because you float you think you're so fuсking bad And fuсk jokes, I don't need to be funny all the time My dog has a tumor and he's probably gonna die, but... (I don't a give a fuсk...) About anything, fuсk everyone and fuсk everything, what (I don't give a fuсk...) I literally don't give a fuсk about anything Walked into a coffee shop and ordered a cup The girl says "small, medium, large?" I say "bitсh I don't give a fuсk" She said "I can't process your order if you don't pick a size" I said "fine, I'll take a large, but I still don't give a fuсk, alright?" Don't give a fuсk about beverage size options motherfuсker And I don't give a fuсk about liquids either They're all wet and shit and tend to spill all over the place Like human semen when I get it all over my face I'm not gay, I just don't give a fuсk about straight sex And fuсk my diсk, I'll pee and cum out of my mouth instead. Fuсk biological functions, fuсk the human body I prefer the body of a bat with the head of a coyote I call myself batyote and I fight crime at night I know its similar to batman but motherfuсk copyright I plagiarize all the time, I do it everyday Cause I'm on the right track baby, I was born this way And fuсk birth, entering the world of space & time is a bitсh Searching for purpose in the random universe sucks diсk Is it deterministic or am I free to choose my way Did I choose to not give a fuсk about ice cube trays If I want ice I'll go to the fuсking corner store and buy a bag Filling you up and waiting for the water to freeze is a motherfuсking drag You know what? Fuсk the word fuсk, I don't need to use it I'll replace it with the word chainsaw for this chorus (I don't a give a chainsaw...) About anything, chainsaw everyone and chainsaw everything, what (I don't give a chainsaw...) I literally don't give a chainsaw about anything If there was a contest to see who doesn't give a fuсk the most I wouldn't win cause I don't give a fuсk about winning yo I don't even give a fuсk about not giving a fuсk, so I do give a fuсk... wait, what? (I give a fuсk...) About everything, I love everyone and care about everything (I give a fuсk...) I literally care about every motherfuсking thing [/spoiler]

but I like my dick :(